Only in dreams, The Golden Globes are bullshit, Spoon and getting screwed by a major label, fuck you Shakespeare, a mea culpa to Janet Weiss, fuck influencers, the genius of Albert Brooks, life can be rough, praying to Crom, and the amazing band Pixies. Stuff mentioned: Spoon "Loss Leaders" (2006), Spoon Soft Effects EP (2006), Spoon A Series of Sneaks (1998), "The Minor Tough" (1998), Spoon "The Agony of Lafitte" (1998), William Shakespeare Richard III (1633), Quasi "Two by Two" (1999), Quasi "R.I.P." (2013), Quasi "Nothing, Nowhere" (2001), Mel Torme "No Moon at All" (1960), Mother (1996), It Happened One Night (1934), Drugstore Cowboy (1989), Conan the Barbarian (1982), Pixies Trompe Le Monde (1991), Pixies "Motorway to Roswell" (1991), Pixies "Motorway to Roswell" Peel Session (1991), and Pavement "Brink of the Clouds/Candylad" Wireless JJJ Radio Australia (1994).