[TWO HOUR EPISODE! PIZZA FUND ONLY. $12 LEVEL AND UP - http://podawful.pizza] Tool fans are well known for being insufferable cult-like losers, and even Maynard James Keenan thinks so. After I tried triggering the TOOLS a little with a stupid video, they lost their minds defending their BIG BRAINS and the cringe lyrics of their favorite band. We go over Maynard's appearance on Joe Rogan, the Fibonacci sequence bullshit of "Lateralus", and Chris D'elia's TERRIBLE podcast. Good luck with your sobriety. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/7esW5puYioU RSS FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/podawful Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com