Would you rather deal with red lights or slow internet? Lose all your MONEY or MEMORIES? Know the CAUSE or DATE of your death? Get a "pregnant" or an "STD" text a week later? Give up social media or eat the same dinner forever? Jordyn and Ariel tackle all this and more on today's episode!!! Check out our amazing sponsors!!! Warby Parker: Try FIVE pairs of glasses at home FOR FREE at warbyparker.com/jordyn   Cerebral: GET 65% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF MEDICATION MANAGEMENT AND CARE COUNSELING AT Cerebral.com/jordyn