DO NOT ROB JEFF BEZOS

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DO NOT ROB JEFF BEZOS

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ALIENSALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ARE COMING!!WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOO!!! DOn’t you even worry. We even got it covered about it . Just this in it’s time for us say goodbye to england and hello to Jamaizealand. LISTEN TO US TALK ABOUT IT. Would you rob Nicki Minaj? Humunkuslclus.
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Sep 4, 2023

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Hypothetical Nonsense is a Best Friends Today podcast where best friends Will, Caroline, and Sammie create outrageous solutions to the wildest fictional scenarios.

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CANCELING CHRISTMAS!!!: WE DONT CARE ANYMORE because our new business model during this episode is to ruin christmas and put a new violent holiday with a jewish fairy in replacement so basically we’re rich lol. Thanks to this podcast to figure out how to run such business with woodland treasure money. Lol thanks podcast anyway thanks for checking in and checking out. by Hypothetical Nonsense
57 min listen
DO NOT ROB JEFF BEZOS: ALIENSALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ARE COMING!!WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOO!!! DOn’t you even worry. We even got it covered about it . Just this in it’s time for us say goodbye to england and hello to Jamaizealand. LISTEN TO US TALK ABOUT IT. Would you rob Nicki Minaj? Humunkuslclus. by Hypothetical Nonsense
47 min listen
Introducing Hypothetical Nonsense: Pay your respects by listening to Hypothetical Nonsense, a new podcast from Best Friends Today! by Hypothetical Nonsense
1 min listen
THE SCHOOL SIMULATOR: Is school really the best institution for the learning of amongst our individual student? Should Marbles be eaten accordingly? Questions that are answered aren’t always remembered. But we simulated school in this day and age podcast. Watch us talkaboutit by Hypothetical Nonsense
64 min listen
TAKING A HIT OF THE SHAQ PIPE: What if black people lived in Nebraska and we wanted to build our own damn dream house in puerto rico and the actualization of shaq being the kobe of being lebron. The wonders of brad and stacy are yet to be explored. by Hypothetical Nonsense
58 min listen
HOW MUCH DOES A SUBWAY SANDWICH COST???: When is the last time realistically you’ve walked into a store and been like okay this foot insert thing costs this amount of money compared to some full bed sheets probably never right ok now that we have established that lets move on to the notion that a subway sandwich might damn well cost more than a chipotle bowl, who would’ve thought? Anyway check out our episode of this hypothetic nonsense by Hypothetical Nonsense
50 min listen
How To Tell If She Is Cheating: Love is a dangerous thing luckily, hubert is making your girl do things that maybe might make you upset but is it crazy to have an ounce of curiosity? I hope that you can get to the hospital in time to save your dying grandfather, it would mean a lot to him. by Hypothetical Nonsense
57 min listen
Can YOU survive a zombie apocalypse?: Have you ever pooped in a forest or peed upwards or thought about the long term effects of abraham lincolns existence on steve harveys legacy? Prolly not. BUT WE DIDDDD MFFSSS. Enjoy us. Savor us. Thank’s by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Would You Talk to a Hot Plumber?: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! by Hypothetical Nonsense
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I MET GOD IN A COMA: What if Your brain might be in a coma but your loved ones care about your lonesome so press that red button to get outta that coma? We discussed it. Being a vampire is prolly not the best idea but we be discussing that too don’t even worry bout it sweetheatrt. The practicality of a doodad is an interesting discussion time. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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THE CORRECT HALLOWEEN CANDY TIER LIST: Everyone can agree Dots SUCK but what about the other stuff like laffy taffy and candy corn? It’s hard to tell, but if you google “milk duds” you gotta proceed with caution. Apparently Will’s mother loves chocolate? by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Reviewing On My Restaurant Til I Yelp: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! by Hypothetical Nonsense
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The ULTIMATE Road Trip: We decided to go on a roadtrip, but none of us have our license yet, so we HYPOTHETICALLY went on one. It was ok, not much to see unfortunately but still nice hanging with the work fam. Does anyone know of a good hypothetical mechanic? We borrowed my moms car and it making this grinding sound that I dont think I caused, but she tripping. by Hypothetical Nonsense
71 min listen
Relationship Red Flags: Hm. I mean we are talking about red flags and stuff but my honest advice woud just to watch the video for yourself. I’m sorry if thats a little blunt and dont want to be rude or cause any resentment i want you to know this is just me being honest and we should be as communicative whilst talking about these things?? by Hypothetical Nonsense
50 min listen
Parenting 101: From The Three Experts: Today, we’re asking nature’s age-old question: “What if your wife wanted to name your child Bruh Vine Wocky Slush Jr?” That question, and more, will be answered in today’s episode of Hypothetical Nonsense. by Hypothetical Nonsense
64 min listen
The Meaning of Life (ft. Jonas Gindin & DegoBoop): In this episode, we get serious. Also Sammie is with us in spirit. Merry Chichusma. by Hypothetical Nonsense
77 min listen
We Found the World’s Greatest Inventions: Bread or toilet? Which is more important to society? Probably bread. Without bread we would have no sandwich. by Hypothetical Nonsense
66 min listen
WHO ARE WE AND WHY ARE WE HERE???: who aid BFT? why is hypothetical nonsense such nonsense in a hypothetical mannerisms in perpetuity? find out now in this episode now by Hypothetical Nonsense
68 min listen
Being Relevant and Watching Family Guy: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! by Hypothetical Nonsense
61 min listen
Christmas From HELL: We got really high at the family function and spoke to Santa Claus. He gave us his debit card and we went on a shopping spree. by Hypothetical Nonsense
72 min listen
Futurama vs The Simpsons: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! by Hypothetical Nonsense
115 min listen
We got Scammed w/ Dev Lemons: whatttt dev lemons and best friends today??? We are gonna teach you how to not fall for scams and also get you some good helpful insight on the music industry as well even!!! Sorry caroline is actually gone forever by Hypothetical Nonsense
90 min listen
We found the Sexiest Cartoon Character: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! I told you we’d be doing this again. I hope you all read these, I pour my heart and soul into this. by Hypothetical Nonsense
60 min listen
Meeting the Fockers and Shaquille O’Neal: Can anyone who listens to us audio only let us know? We want to give you all a nice firm handshake, because you’re braver than you believe. Merry Christmas. by Hypothetical Nonsense
78 min listen
The Definitive Sexiest Cartoon Character: Sorry guys. We’re also going to do this in the future. Merry 2024. by Hypothetical Nonsense
79 min listen
Family Guy vs. American Dad: The battle of the century commences, where we decide what the better show of the two shows of Hypothetical Nonsense take it easy!!! by Hypothetical Nonsense
118 min listen
The Elephant in the Podcast Room: We talked about the elephant in the podcast room. Thank you for listening as I stand atop my soap box. Enjoy the show everybody. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Our Biggest Fears (ft. Simon Mayer): That's right! We are talking about our deepest darkest fears in front of y'all! What could go wrong? No seriously, what are you guys going to do with this information? - not Baniel? by Hypothetical Nonsense
85 min listen
BEST CEREAL OF ALL TIME TIER LIST w/ Isaiah Washington: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! by Hypothetical Nonsense
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We became Best Friends w/ Hivemind: We didn't expect it, but our BFT Peanut Butter just couldn't resist diving into the irresistible sweetness of their Hive Mind Chocolate. It's a flavor rendezvous that'll leave your taste buds blushing – this Cross-Over Special is the tastiest intermingling of nutty delights and sinful indulgence by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Our Final Episode. (kinda): Hey guys. So this is gonna be our final episode under Rooster Teeth. That means that you will never see this podcast room ever again (unless we rebuild it with the exact furniture, dimensions of the room, etc… lmk if you want us to do that) But that does NOT mean that the podcast is over. We are still working through some things, but we (hopefully) aren’t gonna stop making Hypothetical Nonsense and Best Friends Today. It’s just gonna look a little different, and we might need your help. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Dear Howard, Howardeez nuts in yo mouth?: We give up at this point nothing matters anymore happy hypothetical nonsense hymens by Hypothetical Nonsense
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This is what a $1,000,000 house looks like.: Anyone else used to watch the Price is Right after school? No? My dad used to always say “Watching The Price Is Right is like trying to find a bargain at a garage sale - you never know what treasure you'll uncover or how much you'll end up paying for that slightly used toaster oven”. I miss him…he is not gone or anything, but I haven’t seen him since….never mind, they will never find me, I am safe now, the Bahamas is treating me right…they can’t force me to do social anymore…I am free! by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Our Biggest Fears (ft. Simon Mayer): That's right! We are talking about our deepest darkest fears in front of y'all! What could go wrong? No seriously, what are you guys going to do with this information? - not Baniel? by Hypothetical Nonsense
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The Elephant in the Podcast Room: We talked about the elephant in the podcast room. Thank you for listening as I stand atop my soap box. Enjoy the show everybody. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Ranking “Gen Z Slang” w/ Grace & Julia: We barely ranked them. Sorry, everyone. What we DID do is have fun and make long lasting memories. ❤️ by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Family Guy vs. American Dad: The battle of the century commences, where we decide what the better show of the two shows of Hypothetical Nonsense take it easy!!! by Hypothetical Nonsense
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We got Scammed w/ Dev Lemons: whatttt dev lemons and best friends today??? We are gonna teach you how to not fall for scams and also get you some good helpful insight on the music industry as well even!!! Sorry caroline is actually gone forever by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Reviewing On My Restaurant Til I Yelp: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! by Hypothetical Nonsense
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WHO ARE WE AND WHY ARE WE HERE???: who aid BFT? why is hypothetical nonsense such nonsense in a hypothetical mannerisms in perpetuity? find out now in this episode now by Hypothetical Nonsense
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We became Best Friends w/ Hivemind: We didn't expect it, but our BFT Peanut Butter just couldn't resist diving into the irresistible sweetness of their Hive Mind Chocolate. It's a flavor rendezvous that'll leave your taste buds blushing – this Cross-Over Special is the tastiest intermingling of nutty delights and sinful indulgence by Hypothetical Nonsense
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We found the Sexiest Cartoon Character: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! I told you we’d be doing this again. I hope you all read these, I pour my heart and soul into this. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Being Relevant and Watching Family Guy: Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! by Hypothetical Nonsense
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The Definitive Sexiest Cartoon Character: Sorry guys. We’re also going to do this in the future. Merry 2024. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Christmas From HELL: We got really high at the family function and spoke to Santa Claus. He gave us his debit card and we went on a shopping spree. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Meeting the Fockers and Shaquille O’Neal: Can anyone who listens to us audio only let us know? We want to give you all a nice firm handshake, because you’re braver than you believe. Merry Christmas. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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The Meaning of Life (ft. Jonas Gindin & DegoBoop): In this episode, we get serious. Also Sammie is with us in spirit. Merry Chichusma. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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THE CORRECT HALLOWEEN CANDY TIER LIST: Everyone can agree Dots SUCK but what about the other stuff like laffy taffy and candy corn? It’s hard to tell, but if you google “milk duds” you gotta proceed with caution. Apparently Will’s mother loves chocolate? by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Parenting 101: From The Three Experts: Today, we’re asking nature’s age-old question: “What if your wife wanted to name your child Bruh Vine Wocky Slush Jr?” That question, and more, will be answered in today’s episode of Hypothetical Nonsense. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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How To Tell If She Is Cheating: Love is a dangerous thing luckily, hubert is making your girl do things that maybe might make you upset but is it crazy to have an ounce of curiosity? I hope that you can get to the hospital in time to save your dying grandfather, it would mean a lot to him. by Hypothetical Nonsense
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Relationship Red Flags: Hm. I mean we are talking about red flags and stuff but my honest advice woud just to watch the video for yourself. I’m sorry if thats a little blunt and dont want to be rude or cause any resentment i want you to know this is just me being honest and we should be as communicative whilst talking about these things?? by Hypothetical Nonsense
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