Matthew (he/him) and Jo (they/them) assure you that all the stories you have heard about “The Wire” is true, especially the lies. Matthew and Jo debate Garak’s drug influenced storyline and Star Trek acting, they establish Bashir’s sexuality as not straight or gay but narcissist and will fuck anyone who loves him the way he loves him and we wonder why we are supposed to believe Bashir’s shock that his former nazi spy friend may have done some bad stuff. We spend a little extra time discussing civilian surveillance. Jo rants about the unimpressive introduction to The Obsidian Order and Matthew challenges Ira Steven Behr to a round of Goldeneye. As always, be prepared that spoilers may be lurking around every corner just like Garak on Empok Nor.Subscribe for weekly recaps of Star Trek Deep Space Nine, follow us online at @TerokNoir on Twitter for silly memes and polls and contact us by e-mail at teroknoirpod@gmail.com