016 | A Christmas Horror Story

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016 | A Christmas Horror Story

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Dec 21, 2017

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Why watch a Christmas movie when you can watch four Christmas movies at the same damn time? This week the gang watches a Christmas horror anthology and decides if it's naughty or nice.

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Dec 21, 2017

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Join us as we realize our dream to watch, review, and discuss **EVERY HORROR MOVIE ON NETFLIX** in alphabetical order. Hopefully we discover a new favorite movie... or a new least-favorite movie! Follow along at home if you dare, or just let us decide if a film is worthy of your view... or just the queue. New episodes every other Thursday.

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009 | Abattoir: The gang completes their real estate certification and investigates the mystery of New English, U.S.A., where someone is making a super-spooky collection of haunted rooms. _NOTE: The movie Abattoir does not take place in a literal abattoir. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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008 | A Haunting At Silver Falls: Chris, Patrick, Elizabeth, and Steve take a trip to the Pacific Northwest— or is it upstate New York? — to solve a grisly 20-year-old murder. The case quickly provides more questions than answers, but ultimately a couple valuable life lessons for the group. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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002 | #Horror: Chris, Patrick, Elizabeth, and Steve contemplate social media addiction, teen bullying, directorial ethics, and the craft of Chloë Sevigny and Timothy Hutton in #HORROR (2015). by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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018 | Antibirth: This week the gang rings in the new year with a baby!!! In Antibirth, Natasha Lyonne and her BFF Chloë Sevigny (of #Horror fame) commit wanton substance abuse and ponder a mysterious pregnancy. What's in the womb? And should you view it? Tune in to find out. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
63 min listen
017 | Saw: This week, we take a break from alphabetical order to watch SAW, the film that spawned one of the most prolific franchises in horror. Does it hold up? Did it ever? Or does it make you want to commit self-harm? The gang will try to figure it all out. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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005 | Gerald's Game: The gang breaks from alphabetical order to review a highly-anticipated Netflix-exclusive movie based on a Stephen King novel. Is GERALD'S GAME worth playing? Or is it not worth getting out of bed for? Tune in to find out. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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001 | [REC] 4: Apocalypse: The journey to watch Every Horror Movie On Netflix from A to Z begins in earnest with [REC] 4, a Spanish zombie extravaganza. Should you view it, queue it, or screw it? by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
51 min listen
025 | Backcountry: A couple ventures into the woods for a romantic rustic getaway, and our friend Greg joins us to discuss the misadventure. Do you know what to do when you're lost in the woods? Do you know what flares to bring? Do you know how to survive a wild animal attack? What about an Irishman attack? Listen to this episode to learn these and more important survival tips. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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003 | 13 Cameras: The EHMON gang puts one foot into the world of property management and one foot into the world of voyeurism when they watch 13 CAMERAS and contemplate infidelity, landlord-tenant relationships, and mommy potlucks. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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016 | A Christmas Horror Story: Why watch a Christmas movie when you can watch four Christmas movies at the same damn time? This week the gang watches a Christmas horror anthology and decides if it's naughty or nice. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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023 | Ava's Possessions: The good news is Ava has just had her controlling evil spirit exorcised. The bad news is now she has to put her life back together and keep the demon from coming back! Join the gang for a discussion of possession and the intricacies of the horror-comedy genre. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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015 | Anguish: The gang discusses ANGUISH, a film in which a troubled teenage girl becomes a vessel for something supernatural. Should you view it, or does the film live up to its title? Find out in this week's exciting episode. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
59 min listen
004 | 1920 London: Fear Strikes Again: Chris, Patrick, Elizabeth, and Steve take an unexpected jaunt to India to see how supernatural horror is handled in Bollywood. Will Princess Shivangi save her beloved Veer? Can the penniless shepherd overcome his heartbreak to vanquish the ancient evil? Most importantly, will the EHMON gang remain on speaking terms after this divisive movie? by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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000 | Spawn: The EHMON gang assembles for the first time to review the horror-adjacent film SPAWN (1997), which Netflix categorizes as a horror movie. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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027 | Before I Wake: Don't fall asleep! Adorable Cody has a fantastic secret. Will it help his new foster parents settle their feelings about their dead son? More importantly, will it help the EHMON gang settle their feelings about director Mike Flanagan? Find out this week. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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020 | At The Devil's Door: In *At The Devil's Door*, we follow three women: one sells real estate, one sells art, and one sells her soul to the devil. Guess which one causes trouble for the others? by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
53 min listen
022 | It Follows: Sex! Sex! Sex! Does that get your attention? This week the gang checks out a movie in which teenagers find that sex sometimes leads to being followed by a mysterious entity and/or monster. Join us! by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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006 | 3-Headed Shark Attack: Take a crash course in marine biology as the gang discusses "3-Headed Shark Attack," and ocean conservation issues such as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, shark finning, and whether or not James Bond has ever fought a shark. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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026 | The Ritual: Four friends scream at each other and make decisions that put them in the path of a creepy cult... and that was just before we started recording! This week, we break from alphabetical order to review The Ritual, including discussions of the dubious "Netflix original" brand and how this movie is similar to some of our other favorites. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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012 | The Astronaut's Wife: In this episode, astronaut Spencer Armacost (Johnny Depp) loses two minutes of his life on a space mission gone awry, but the EHMON gang loses 52 minutes of their lives discussing it. Is Mrs. Armacost (Charlize Theron) imagining things, or is she carrying alien babies? More importantly, is having an alien baby really so bad? by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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039 | Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever: It's still not safe to drink the water! This week, Chris and Patrick struggle to identify bodily fluids and debate whether or not the humor in this grossout comedy is morally reprehensible or just silly fun. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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013 | American Poltergeist 2: Girls need to stop touching haunted relics in the forest! Especially if it's "Borley Forest" in this week's movie, an ostensible sequel to AMERICAN POLTERGEIST but better known by its American title, THE POLTERGEIST OF BORLEY FOREST. Join the EHMON gang as we take our own walk into the woods. Should we have taken our own advice and left this movie undisturbed? Or should you view it? Listen to find out! by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
57 min listen
044 | Chernobyl Diaries: This week, the gang goes to the barren radioactive landscape of the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, a place where anything is possible... as long as it's fuckin' two-headed fuckin' animals, two-headed dogs and donkeys and shit. But does this movie make the most of its setting? Join us as we decide. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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019 | Archivo 253: ¿Qué tal? This week we recap our off-week and then find some footage from Mexico, through which we explore a creepy old asylum that might be haunted! But does this film bring anything new to the crowded found-footage genre? Or is it mucho *aburrido*? by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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029 | Be Afraid: This week's movie tells us right in the title how we should respond to it, but what is it even about? Listen as the gang tries to unravel the plots, subplots, and myriad premises of BE AFRAID, a movie that seemingly shape-shifts as much as its ostensible spooks. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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040 | Every Halloween Movie Ever Made: This week, we celebrate our 40th episode by celebrating the 40th anniversary of HALLOWEEN. Join us as we break format to review all eleven (!!!) movies in the HALLOWEEN franchise in one mega-episode, including the latest HALLOWEEN, now playing in theaters. We'll try to solve all the franchise's mysteries, including: What happens in the first ten Halloween movies? Who is Moustapha Akkad? What's the secret to defeating Michael Myers? Why won't Michael stay dead? In which movie does Michael wear the ugliest mask? Is Rob Zombie a psychopath? And finally... is watching every Halloween movie ever made a worthwhile pursuit? by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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010 | ABCs of Death 2: A is for Adventure when Chris, Patrick, Steve, and Elizabet take on the horror anthology ABCS OF DEATH 2 and attempt to make sense of the 26 alphabet-themed films within. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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024 | Avalanche Sharks: Trouble is brewing up on the slopes! Something has awoken the ancient AVALANCHE SHARKS. How many nubile college students will they devour before the skiiers, snowboarders, ski patrol, sheriff, mayor, marine biologist, international tourist, and all the other expendable protagonists figure out how to stop them? by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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007 | A Dark Song: Join Chris, Patrick, Elizabeth, and Steve as they tempt the spirits by discussing A DARK SONG by candlelight on Friday the 13th. Grab some chalk and get ready for a discussion of occult magic. You might even hear some terrible attempts at British accents. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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014 | Amnesiac: This week, don't miss an unforgettable discussion of AMNESIAC, a film in which a man struggles to remember who he is, where he is, when he is, who his wife is, who his daughter is, and who his cats are. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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168 | It's Alive: This week the gang gets keen on 70s cinema with IT'S ALIVE, a tale of child-rearing gone wrong. Join us as we attempt to decipher the film's political angles, whether or not the protagonist is a good guy or not, whether we should wait for post-credits scenes at the movies. Plus: Patrick and Steven review TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY and Chris reviews LISA FRANKENSTEIN. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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167 | X: Join us for a discussion of Ti West's X, a throwback '70s-set slasher about an elderly woman attacking a group of new pornographers. We discuss whether this film has deeper themes up its sleeve and how well it executes them, the unconventional franchise it's spawned, and how it relates to DEATH WISH and THE BACHELORETTE. Plus, Steven and Patrick discuss TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY, and Patrick teases his debut horror comic! by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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166 | Look Away: This week we reflect on LOOK AWAY, an oddly explicit teen scream thriller about how the dead twins you see in mirror might be closer than they appear. We also discuss the nuances of Canadian tax incentives, creepy reviews on Letterboxd, fun ways to waste your time when you're supposed to be watching a movie for your podcast, and getting scared by your own reflection. Plus: Patrick and Steven review the first episodes of TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY and Chris reviews John Carpenter's ELVIS. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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165 | Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead: This week the gang takes on another manga-to-film adaption, ZOM 100: BUCKET LIST OF THE DEAD. We'll discuss all the twists (or tropes?) of this heartfelt horror-comedy, as well as Jack Nicholson's age, the recent history of the zombie genre, and of course, football. Plus: Steven reviews NIGHT SWIM and Patrick reviews POOR THINGS. by Every Horror Movie On Netflix
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