Remember that your purchases through the weekend go toward making us do stupid stuff.  Go to store.hardfactor.com to check out the new merch and deals (00:00:30) Intro (00:05:11) Florida couple takes turns slitting man's throat and then throw him off a bridge, but he miraculously survives (00:07:27) Testing Pat’s electric nipple clamps + Donation punishment chart ⚡⚡⚡ (00:09:27) CONTINUED: Florida couple takes turns slitting man's throat and then throw him off a bridge, but he miraculously survives (00:12:54) VIDEO: 24-year-old Grand Rapids woman crashes stolen Amazon van into a transformer box (00:015:57) Warming up the electric nipple clamps⚡⚡⚡ (00:18:47) Firing off the nipple clamps! ⚡⚡⚡ (00:20:03) How to get the exclusive Golden Elbow Merch and an overview of the new merch drops: https://store.hardfactor.com/  (00:22:57) Will 50 jumping jacks and Wes’ too hot for YouTube Hooters outfit ? (00:24:10) Pleasure to poison: Sex toys may release toxic nanoplastics into users' genitals linked to cancer, infertility, and birth defects. (00:31:00) Mark Malort shot ? and Limited-Time offers (00:34:03) Making a reservation at the ‘Bad parenting’ fee restaurant (00:36:20) ‘merachathon2023’ and milestones overview (00:39:31) Putin's top priest says nuclear weapons are 'divine providence' + Shocking experience for Pat ⚡⚡⚡ (00:43:11) Rep. Mike Johnson voted new House speaker (00:46:18) Viral Amsterdam Glory Hole Voicenote - our thoughts (00:48:55) Lawyer takes it out out on Pat ⚡⚡⚡Wes honey bun and milk challenge, and Will gross freedom funnel (00:52:15) GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN: All these merch designs are getting vaulted (00:54:34) Will sends it on gross freedom funnel, and Mark’s 2nd Malort shot (00:57:53) Florida temporarily pulls the Bible from school shelves for being too sexual (01:02:29) Utah town rallies around pole-dancing skeleton after city officials ordered the Halloween decoration to be taken down (01:09:18) Wes getting ready to throw up 3,000+ calories ? Will prepping for the Carolina Reaper, and checking in on Pat (01:13:12) ‘It won’t quit until you do’: Lovense $700 s3x machine - our next merch-a-thon addition? ?? (01:16:26) Will eats ENTIRE Carolina Reaper ?️? and Tatonka has skills ⚡⚡⚡ (01:24:30) Pat eats gross fish sandwich ?? and Cat food Vs. Reaper (01:27:23) Motel 6 prank calls ?and ? toy reviews (01:35:40) PARTICIPATE ON THE MERCH-A-THON ALL WEEK: https://store.hardfactor.com/  Brought to you by our amazing sponsors:  Paint Your Life:To get 20% off and FREE shipping text the word FACTOR to 87204. Celebrate the moments that matter most.