On today's special patreon sneak preview of Florida Man Friday... (for more go to patreon.com/hardfactor)

(00:00:00 - 00:03:16) Pat’s baby is so chill

(00:03:17 - 00:05:51) Top notch Chimp gag for PETA

(00:05:52 - 00:06:54) The agenda for today’s episode

(00:06:55 - 00:15:01) Jonathan Crenshaw, the armless Miami native who painted with his feet, and made for an all-time pizza review dead at 51

(00:15:02 - 00:18:08) Florida man arrested for masturbating while riding child’s bicycle in walmart parking lot arrested

(00:18:09 - 00:24:43) Unlicensed Florida driver arrested for giving driving lessons to intoxicated and unlicensed friend

(00:24:44 - 00:29:26) Florida teen with 'WILL RUN' license plate leads police on 145 mph chase

(00:29:27 - 00:36:21) Florida man says he was forced to pay nearly $1,000 to get pet tortoise back

(00:36:22 - 00:36:57) Thank you for supporting the show and HAGFW!