I gave my son advice that every person on Earth needs to hear.Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos were on their bye week, so he went to Cabo. Then a picture from TMZ started to cause some problems.Tom Brady chose football over family - but hey, he has another NFL record.A US military aircraft flew in a phallic pattern, according to data.The National Park Service wants people to stop licking the Sonoran desert toad, also known as the Colorado river toad. CNN then moronically gives tips on how to better consume the toxin.Then I attempt to do an audition to be the old Denver Nugget mascot, the Minor.