Clementine and Will's botanical date is derailed by acquaintances they both would rather avoid. // This episode was written by Elizabeth R. C. Lundberg, and features her as Clementine. It was produced by Rae Lundberg. Additional performances: Nigel McKeon as Verity, Lynn Anderson as Will, Ethan Thomason as Upton.  Music composed by Ethan Thomason. If you'd like to support the show, you can join us on Patreon (patreon.com/thenightpost) and get benefits like bonus stories and early episodes. For one-time donations, you can buy us a coffee: ko-fi.com/thenightpost. TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-X5S9AthU4sIn6JMs5TGgZRXyK-TVMkFdP3Lz8zIkJY/edit?usp=sharing Email: nightpostpod@gmail.com Twitter: @nightpostpod Tumblr: @thenightpost With sound effects from these artists at Freesound.org: BM007, duckduckpony, pfranzen  CONTENT WARNINGS: death mention, impersonation