While The Wizard the Witch and the Wild One is taking a break between chapters, enjoy this treat from the Patreon Vault. If you're interested in the rules of the game and how the gang made their characters, check out the prologue to A County Affair, available now on our Patreon.We hope you've enjoyed A County Affair, our first one shot game! [these are mini campaigns we run while the big public story is still going on] Join FIRST TIME GM Erika Ishii (!!!) as they weave a tale of barnyard bandits, farmland fiasco, and kernel knowledge using only the Roll for Shoes rule set and the extremely illegal talents ofAabria Iyengar as Phillip (the goat)Lou Wilson as Itsa Winnerbaby (the horse)andBrennan Lee Mulligan as Ruthie (the Chicken)withSound design by Casey Toney (a Human Man)Transcript available here.