Are you lonely and sad because of your parasocial relationship with Instagram user @neoliberalhell2? Looking for an in-person surrogate to take on her role à la Her or Blade Runner 2049? Well, Ana herself and her co-host Matthew "Sex" Donovan have some practical advice for you, directly answering romantic inquiries from fans. They also talk a bit about the NYC metro shooter, if you want to hear a more detailed discussion about that with Chapo Trap House's Felix Biederman, make sure to subscribe to the Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/neoliberalhell). (Also shoutout to a certain unnamed podcast who's Jackie Chan musical audio cue we stole for this episode).