The New Day are no longer just the longest-reigning tag champions in WWE history; they're also authors. Their big, bright, beautiful Book of Booty sums the trio up perfectly; it also highlights how they've been used (and misused) since becoming stars in 2015, including zero WrestleMania wins. Is their ceiling "tag team champions" or is there more that WWE can do with Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods? We probe into those big questions while also laughing at Xavier's video game rankings and the general absurdity that is The New Day in book form.