"Dark Shadows 1970" written and narrated by David CiminelloThis piece originally appeared in Nailed Magazine hereThank you to the following sound FX creators at freesound.org: InspectorJ, FoolBoyMedia, fuchsrodolfo, ken788, theneedle.tv, jorge0000, macdaddyno1, piermic, oscaraudiogeek, 15050_Francois, n_audioman, Thoribass, cmorris035, kwahmah_02, jasvanroe, f4ngy, RICHERlandTV, kuzyaburst, swiftoid, SpliceSound, jorickhoofd, TobiasKosmos, mistersherlock, Leafs67, Ndheger, CGEffex, Spleencast, Satoshi HamaAnd thank you to the following YouTube creators: scootyman100, olvinyldude, MegaHorror2And thank you to the television Dark Shadows for existing!