This week we kick off the holiday season by cutting our teeth on the Syfy Christmas film Santa Jaws. Unsuspecting Victim Taylor pitches a film called Santantelope and we spend way too much time talking German magic pens. Segments: Debate Question (6:40): What animal with a Santa hat movie would you make? Movie Review (21:25): Santa Jaws (2018) Final Cut (75:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!