EP05 - DADDY GUESSES SEXY INTERNET LINGO

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EP05 - DADDY GUESSES SEXY INTERNET LINGO

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Dec 8, 2019

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This week we test more than just Kristofer's patience as we see how much internet terminology around sex and dating he actually knows!

Released:

Dec 8, 2019

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The podcast that's got a few kinks! Watts Your Safeword is hosted by Amp Somers and Mr Kristofer. It's a show about breaking down stigmas, answering questions and sometimes getting very off topic! We try our best to make sex less scary for the people of the internet!

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EP05 - DADDY GUESSES SEXY INTERNET LINGO

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