We are Bram Stoked about this episode where Ethan teaches us that the Catholics were right all along and Satan vampires have lived among us for centuries. Alchemy, dark rituals, rock music, and vampiric brooding. We basically have everything cool your parents wouldn't let you do in middle school and we won't judge you for wearing a cloak. We have Alucard on for this blood thirsty boi and after using our hypnosis powers we think you will too, so come along and listen to us talk about a stupidly named castle inhabited by stupidly named people.