A 1600 CALORIE SLICE OF CHEESECAKE?! it's a RELAX-A-DAY, KALE the HOT BUTTON, Ali had a HAIR TONING ACCIDENT? and Bryan needs BLUEBERRIES?

Bryan & his GRANDFATHERLY DOILY ?? tanning your what?! ? the science behind CUTENESS AGGRESSION ?: Welcome back to another wonderfully exciting episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! On Ep 66, we're diving in and discussing Bryan's dream place to live (Ali can come if she wants), the WORLDS HEALTHIEST VEGETABLE and how Ali broke the blender... with a FROZEN BANANA?! Also, Bryan learns what a doily is and realizes he's wearing one, it's Summer and this is the LEAST TAN we are all year, the science behind CUTENESS AGGRESSION, a bear at a zoo that people think is a human and tanning your dark and special places... a little risky?! We had so much fun on this one! Sending you all lots of love and great vibes this week! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

62 min listen

WALKING in 100 DEGREE HEAT to get COFFEE!? ? are Sedona CRYSTALS LEGIT!? ? Ali’s RABID hair washing routine ?: Welcome back to HSF&A! On this week’s episode of very important topics, we discuss Ali’s hair washing routine & Bryan informs her he would feel like a rabid animal if he were to do the same ? Ali breaks down what *she thinks* cosmetology school encompasses & Bryan admits he is suckered into buying just about anything as long as the packaging is aesthetic - apparently prunes included? We also recapped a little of our trip out to Sedona which included a walk to a non-existent coffee shop in the 100 degree weather & extra smoky Mexican food ? We hope you enjoy this episode - thanks so much for listening :) <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

61 min listen

the CREEZY CONUNDRUM ?‍? A BUG'S LIFE... in our ears?! ? so much about BANANAS ?: Welcome back to HSF&A, we're glad to see you here! This week we're discussing so much fun stuff we can't even handle it all! We're diving right in and talking about some of our favorite toys we played with as kids, how wild Rubik's cubes are, we have a little gecko friend now and why don't more bugs feast on us while we sleep?! Yikes. Additionally, we're excited to see a LITTLE growth on Ali's TikTok, but it does come with a price, we discuss bananas multiple times, Abraham Lincolns pen, and we try and get past THE CREEZY CONUNDRUM. This episode was great/creezy and we hope you enjoyed it! Sending you lots of love and good vibes this week! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

57 min listen

AI replacing ACTORS!? ? will SCANDOVAL win an EMMY!? ? SLUTTY TikTok HOOKS ?‍?: Welcome back to HSF&A! A little life update: it’s 113 degrees outside so Bryan is sweating in his sweatshirt but at least he looks cool & Ali is BLONDE. The actors are now on strike as well & FOR GOOD REASON. This AI proposal is WHACK. Vanderpump Rules was nominated for 2 Emmy’s & Ali thinks the noms were well deserved. Ali has been very active on TikTok but she struggles with the cringey hooks used to reel people in. Feels icky. We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

67 min listen

Thready or not, here we come ? Frozen Pizza VS Lunchables ? Taylor Lautner BACKFLIPPING on Taylor's Stage?! ?: Welcome back to HSF&A! Are you Threading or Freading?! Giving you all our thoughts on Instagram’s carbon copy but fun-time NEW social media app, Threads! It’s cute & funny & a good scroll now but how long will it last before the Finstas start their own Threads account & troll for days? Hoping things don’t move in that direction buuuuut most apps do unfortunately. The Taylors are back together again but not in the Back to December kinda way. Ali loves Speak Now TV & especially loved the SharkBoy cameo in the “I Can See You” music video. When he came out onstage during Ms. Swift’s concert, Mr. Lautner did a little impromptu flippy & thankfully he didn’t flop. We realized this week that frozen pizzas are the adult version of Lunchables but somehow even lazier. We finished The Bear which is very sad because we loved it but we started a new show called The Other Two & sad news ther by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

67 min listen

can we NOT with the FIREWORKS!? ? SNOW in the WHITE HOUSE ? ADELE will KILL YOU ?: Welcome back to HSF&A! What’s happening in the White House!? Somebody is clearly having a party where they shouldn’t be. This feels like an episode of VEEP. We know it’s the 4th and everything but our dogs are literally about to have full blown heart attacks from these neighborhood fireworks. You’re going to injure yourself or burn somebody’s house down so can we leave the firework shows to the professionals!? Kelsea Ballerini is the latest to get hit in the face with a flying object while performing live & Adele is not having it! We loved her little onstage rant and THREAT of violence lol. But seriously, we’re all adults. We should know by now that we don’t throw things at people. Would you stay in Barbie’s dream house? Apparently it’s listed on AirBNB now so your dream can come true! We also fill you in on what we’re listening to (the NEW Japanese House album - so good, & OMG Speak Now TV comes out on by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

72 min listen

Ali wants to become a TATTO ARTIST ✍️ an app that COUNTS CALORIES from a PHOTO!? ? “The Reason” by Californians with a FOOT FETISH ?: Welcome back to HSF&A! Apparently Ali wants to become a makeup artist just so she can give herself faux freckles since she doesn’t trust anyone else to do it. Another week, another weird fan interaction onstage. PINK had a bag of ashes thrown at her and now you can take a picture of your food and an app can tell you how many calories it contains? Bryan is skeptical but he wants to try it! This week we’re also talking lots of music we’re excited about like Valley’s newest album that we love and how Cyndi Lauper must be pissed about Lennon Stella covering Time After Time because I’m sorry - it’s better than the original. Also, remember when Hoobastank’s “The Reason” absolutely swept the nation? More like the entire world. We saw The Flash & it was AWESOME. Thankfully no noisy kids or women in their Mary Poppins snack purse were sitting next to us this time by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

65 min listen

Bryan almost BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN ? is Ali’s make-up melting or just dewy? taking the HIGH ROAD in the comments section ?‍?: Welcome back to HSF&A! We start this week’s episode with a frightening story of how Bryan almost burned the house down COOKING CHICKEN. Ali just learned a couple days ago that Bryan thought her dewy makeup was just Ali’s makeup melting off her skin. We also talk about one of Ali’s biggest insecurities, being misunderstood and give some hard truths on how to just be the bigger person especially as it relates to comment wars on social media. Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant & announced it in the cutest, most nostalgic way possible. And speaking of Keeping Up, whose side are you on in the Kim vs. Kourt Dolce & Gabbana feud? We’re not really on anyone’s side but we give our thoughts on copying vs. inspiration. And can we please stop chasing irresponsible viral moments a la the Bebe Rexha phone assault? People are just WAY too desperate for attention these days & it’s by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

76 min listen

hiding in bushes to get the PERFECT PROPOSAL shot! ? AVATAR 2 made us uncomfy ? the HUMBLE Joker ?: Welcome back to HSF&A! We had the most exciting weekend because we shot a surprise proposal for Ali’s cousin! We fully Nat-Geo’ed it hiding in bushes & outdoor janitor closets & it was 100% worth it! GO NUGGETS! What a series! We are so happy that Denver won the playoffs & Jokic deserved that MVP title! Also wanted to take a moment to say Happy Pride & please take some time this month to listen to LGBTQ+ stories! LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE & we love you! We finally watched Avatar 2 & all we can say is, we felt uncomfy watching it. & do we really need 3 more movies!? What even was that storyline!? We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

78 min listen

Apple Vision ProVR GOGGLES for every day life? ? PETE vs. PETA ? SUCCESSION’S SUCCESSOR ?‍? addressing NEGATIVE comments ?: Welcome back to HSF&A! We start this week’s episode reacting to some hateful comments we’ve gotten on TikTok as well as Pete Davidson’s INCREDIBLE voicemail he left for PETA after they shamed him for shopping over adopting. We also delve deep into the rumor swirling around that Taylor Swift & Matty Healy called it quits. We better get some good music from this whirlwind romance. We just got back from our family trip in San Diego & our nephews made us feel OLD with how smart they are! Whatever happened to digging holes & making forts for fun? Succession is finally over & we must say, the ending was oh so satisfying. Lastly, we give our thoughts on Apple’s new VR Goggles as well as Photoshop Beta’s AI Generative Fill tool. Are we looking forward to where tech is taking us or is the future just daunting? I think maybe a bit of both. We hope you enjoy this week’s epis by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

72 min listen

Is Costco a CULT!? ? DISNEYLAND JAIL ? & ANNOYING things our PARTNERS do ?: Welcome back to HSF&A! On this week’s episode we discuss the Costco cult, or we think it is anyways ? Ali’s sister had a baby and it’s been so fun becoming an aunt and uncle again! We’ve been watching the new season of Prehistoric Planet and thinking about what if humans gave birth to eggs like dinosaurs did ? We also shared some of your grievances with your partner that you would never speak out loud to them. Some of these were brutal but hilarious! Have you been to Disneyland Jail? We did a bit of a deep dive and even read a story from a celebrity who has been there! Thanks so much for listening :) <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

58 min listen

don’t call me HUN ?‍♀️ what is your LORE & other “ick” stories ? ACCENTS we LOVE & HATE ??: Welcome back to HSF&A! On this week’s episode we discuss different accents from around the world & share some HILARIOUSLY TERRIFYING stories of the reasons people got “the ick”! BTW, can we please stop calling strangers pet names? We are still NBA playoff obsessed & the origins of “spill the tea”. Bryan romanticizes his life & Ali does not & we divulge the purpose of our “finstas”. We also give a little glimpse into the origins of our relationship & how Ali would not let Bryan kiss her before he committed to her! Hope you enjoyed this episode! Thanks so much for listening :) <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

74 min listen

VANDERPUMP RULES SCANDOVAL FINALE RECAP! ? Our thoughts on the EXPLOSIVE episode! ?: Surprise! We decided to record a bonus episode this week after the EXPLOSIVE Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Finale that aired last night. The #Scandoval has finally broken on air and we have lots of thoughts. Does Tom Sandoval regret his actions or is he just sorry he got caught? Does Raquel Leviss understand the weight of her decision to betray her best friend? Are we finally seeing past the lovable golden retriever act Tom Schwartz has put on for years? What we can say for sure is we are still 100% #TeamAriana after last night’s episode. Watching Ariana Maddix so articulately rip Sandoval to shreds with her words was gold & the way Katie Maloney & Scheanna Shay pushed their issues aside to have their friend’s back was admirable. And somehow James Kennedy still had us giggling during the most dramatic episode of reality television in existence. We hope you enjoyed our very thorough dissection of Bravo his by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

86 min listen

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY to HSFA our obsession with THE GIANT JOKER ? 100 FT WAVE ?‍♀️ gearing up for the PUMP RULES finale ?: HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY to the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! First things first, we want to thank YOU for listening in for a whole year! We so appreciate the support - we have so much fun making these episodes for you! This week we discuss what we’ve learned after podcasting a whole year and of course, since this is a sports podcast we give some very insightful takes on the NBA playoffs. The Joker (the NBA player version) is just AMAZING. We are his number one fans mainly because we don’t even understand how he is so good. Are you someone who takes risks with food expiration dates? Bryan does not but Ali takes it to a whole extreme. We also give a very educated breakdown on what it takes to be a big wave surfer because we’re on season 2 of 100 Foot Wave. If you haven’t watched it, you MUST. Speaking of great TV, the Pump Rules finale is on tonight by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

69 min listen

are TAYLOR SWIFT & MATTY HEALY dating!? ❤️‍? Trader Joe’s is BOLDY INDULGENT ?our NBA playoff OBSESSION is growing ?: Welcome back to an all new episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! Okay.. are T Swift & Matty Healy of The 1975 dating!? We break down all the hot goss surrounding this rumor and have come to the conclusion that it’s either true love, a big troll or publicity because they’re writing music together. Either way, Ali is heavily invested and Bryan is too by proxy because it’s the only thing Ali thinks about. We are still somehow NBA playoff obsessed and we don’t think the obsession is leaving any time soon. Also, did you think Trader Joe’s carried “healthier” food than other grocery stores or are we just dumb? Regardless, TJ’s has some BOMB steak and seasonings and we know we’re late to the party but better late than ever. We love you Trader Joe’s. We finish off the podcast with our delicious quesadilla recipe that is so easy but you must try it! Hope you enj by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

68 min listen

music & lyrics that DON’T MAKE SENSE ? we watched BBALL - does that make us COOL? ? JURY DUTY - a must watch! ?‍⚖️: Welcome back to an all new episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! Bryan clarifies what type of DJ he would like to be - & no, he won’t be DJing your wedding.. not that you even asked but just putting it out there. Bryan overhears a Sugar Ray song in a show Ali was watching & it turns his day from bad to worse. & we realize how disturbing the lyrics in the first verse are. Speaking of weird lyrics, we also discuss the lyrics in certain songs that make zero sense & for some reason we’re all okay with it? We get into our proposal story & watching NBA games - does that make us cool? Ali has a pride problem - she doesn’t like participating in activities she’s not good at especially if she has an audience. Have you watched Jury Duty or BEEF!? If not, stop everything you’re doing now & watch! We hope you enjoy this episode! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

64 min listen

MEN need a SKINCARE routine too ?‍♂️ emotionally disturbing SMELLS ?‍? Ali cares too much about FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ?: Welcome back to an all new episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! This week, Bryan discusses how he wishes he had enough time in his work schedule to be a DJ. Poor little Gryffin has a double ear infection & for some reason, his meds smell like maple syrup? Speaking of smells, certain ones create an emotional disturbance for Bryan. We also discuss product packaging annoyances & Ali gives all the men out there who don’t take care of themselves the most SIMPLE skincare routine. Men need self care too. Nobody wants a crusty face. Ali talks about how she’s too emotionally invested in her shows & books - can you relate? & finally we’ve learned to be adults & clean our house once a week. Took a little too long to learn this but hey, we’re here now! We hope you enjoy this silly little episode! <3 Ali and Bryan AM Skincare Routine: 1. Face wash for Dry/Norma by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

69 min listen

SUPER deep v neck tees ? COACHELLA episode 1 ? this is now a SPORTS podcast?? ?: Welcome back to an all new episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! This week we’re giving you all our thoughts on Coachella weekend 1. We didn’t go, but we still have thoughts. Bryan takes us down memory lane & shares his deep v neck progression. We somehow found ourselves heavily invested in some professional sports events this weekend while hosting Bryan’s parents at our house. We hope you enjoy this ultra chatty episode! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

70 min listen

sleeping in DIRTY HOTEL SHEETS ? does anyone ever order the SPECIAL? ?‍? an interesting ROAD TRIP recap! ?: Welcome back to a very FILTHY episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! This weekend, we found ourselves in Tucson for a work trip that was interesting to say the least. To start, we’re 99.9% sure we slept in a bed that hadn’t been laundered & apparently it was too much to ask housekeeping to give us clean sheets. Also experienced Mount Lemmon like never before & had the most awkward interaction with a server while eating dinner on the last night. Do servers normally tell you to be safe on your way out or did this dude think we were about to drive home tipsy? Spoiler alert, we walked back to our hotel - we would NEVER. We hope you enjoy this episode! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

71 min listen

this is NOT a political podcast, or is it? ?? do we live in the WINDY CITY? ? CORNY reality tv show gimmicks ??: Welcome back to the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! Today we are giving you all our thoughts on the Trump indictment and completely unrelated but Ali’s “tear release valve” busted wide open today. Thankfully with a little hug from Bryan and a doughnut, she was all dried up in a flash. We discuss our hatred for the wind and the silly things producers feel like they have to include in our favorite reality shows. FULLY COMMIT TO THE BIT, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. Lastly we beg of our country, can we all please listen to each other? Can we just have intelligent, unheated conversations? Oh yeah, and let’s stop taking away people’s rights thanks so much. But we’re not a political podcast. Okay that’s it. Thanks for listening - we hope you enjoy! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

68 min listen

socializing is EXHAUSTING ? these demonic allergens will be the DEATH of us ?‍? ali has selective GERMAPHOBIA ? by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

72 min listen

TAYLOR SWIFT ERAS TOUR NIGHT 1 RECAP ? Nicolas Cage playing Dumbledore?? ??‍♂️ an exciting emissions test FAIL ?: Welcome back to a very giggly episode of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast! Guess what? WE SAW TAYLOR SWIFT ON NIGHT 1 OF THE ERAS TOUR & IT WAS EPIC. Well at least for Ali but Bryan has A LOT of thoughts on the *screaming, crying, throwing up* Swifties we encountered. Also in Episode 45, Bryan discovers that his hair “hasn’t looked great in years”. Ali thinks it’s due to the strange non-hair product Bryan swears by. Bryan also explains why exactly he loathes Ali’s dry shampoo and we finish off the episode discussing our love for the highly polarizing show, Daisy Jones & the Six! We hope you enjoyed this episode! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

68 min listen

our austria trip recap! ?? drunk & disorderly dudes on the plane ? breakfast buffets of our dreams ? & 2 am unwanted lullabies in vienna ?: Hi friends & welcome back to a jet-lagged, congestion-filled episode of HSF&A! We made it home safely from Austria (Ali’s airport anxiety & all) & today we are telling you all about it! From the long, hard stares we experienced in the most beautiful city called Innsbruck, to the delicious tap water, to the breakfast buffets fit for a king, to the LOUD singing in the middle of the night in Vienna - we’ve got lots to discuss! Public restrooms were immaculate but does everyone need to smoke cigs at all hours of the day? And thanks so much for seating us without a reservation but can we please have the check? Oh and can’t forget about the absolute idiots trying to get sloshed on our 10 hour flight - that was fun. Hope they got fined. Learned about the Scandoval while we were overseas & Ali needed to know every single detail. Austria was an EXPERIENCE by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

89 min listen

new Apple toys ? Bryan has inventions... ? our strategy for conquering jet lag ? The Reluctant Traveller is a great show ? by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

67 min listen

Bryan is EXCITED ? our differing thoughts on straws ? how Bryan used to get jobs with his twin ? if you’re listening to this, we’re in Austria ?? drop the little guy?? by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

60 min listen

diary of a sick man-child by Bryan ? Ali's thrift store marathon ? the music getting us in all our feels: Welcome back to another unhinged episode of HSF&A! This week, Bryan gives you all a little taste of what Ali has experienced for the last week: long-winded explanations of his current state of illness. Is being sick as a man different than how women act when they’re unwell? Ali went on a thrift store shopping spree this week and she’s got all the tips for trying on clothes out in the open - if you’re not afraid to get some strange looks. HUGE announcement: Bryan understands a little bit of the Beyoncé hype, thanks to Ali sharing the Lemonade visual album with him. We also discuss how heartbreak comes through so powerfully in music (i.e. Kelsea Ballerini’s new LP) even if you’ve never experienced that specific circumstance. We hope you enjoy and giggle with us throughout the episode! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

68 min listen

Ali got the Birthday blues ? how we celebrated Valentine's Day ? Beyoncé and Rihanna are crushing it ? Bryan's Michael Caine impression sucks ? and more interesting moments from our Laguna Beach Trip ? by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

74 min listen

SHRIVELED DRY MEAT ? Ali's lymphatic drainage massage ??‍♀️Bryan FINALLY got a haircut ??‍♂️Ali bought Bryan new pants and they're BAGGY ? by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

78 min listen

OUR LAST MINUTE OREGON TRIP RECAP! ? with early mornings ? mind-blowing coffee ☕️ mushy blueberries and fun photoshoots ?: Oh hey there friends! Welcome back to another exciting episode, Episode 38 to be exact! This week we're sharing with you our weekend trip to Cannon Beach, Oregon and all the fun we had. From a very early morning catching our flight to some interesting people and mind blowing coffee in Portland, creepy hotel noises, mushy blueberries and crazy fun photoshoots, this trip was quite the adventure! We hope you enjoy this one and we're wishing you all an incredible week! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

63 min listen

Bryan’s reaction to Kylie Jenner’s son’s 2nd name ? Ali’s very messy mishaps ??‍♀️ how AI might ACTUALLY control us one day ? our thoughts on Velma ?: Happy Wednesday (or whatever day you’re tuning in) friends! We hope you’re having the best week and thanks in advance for listening! On Episode 37 of the Happily Stuck Forever & Always Podcast, we're discussing Kylie Jenner’s newest name for her baby boy. Will it stick? It’s an interesting choice - but naming your baby must be stressful! Ali recaps her major laundry mishaps this week & Bryan comes up with a new eating utensil. Ali and Bryan both LOVE Mindy Kaling’s new cartoon show, Velma. Why is everyone else hating on it!? Finally, Bryan has a new thought on how one day, AI will be controlling us & it’s not the Terminator vibes we’ve all imagined for years… speaking of Scooby Doo, his theory is SPOOKY. Thanks so much for hanging out today! <3 Ali and Bryan by Happily Stuck Forever & Always

65 min listen

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A 1600 CALORIE SLICE OF CHEESECAKE?! it's a RELAX-A-DAY, KALE the HOT BUTTON, Ali had a HAIR TONING ACCIDENT? and Bryan needs BLUEBERRIES?

A 1600 CALORIE SLICE OF CHEESECAKE?! it's a RELAX-A-DAY, KALE the HOT BUTTON, Ali had a HAIR TONING ACCIDENT? and Bryan needs BLUEBERRIES?

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