Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation.Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers.More stuff:Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyogSocial media:Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodardInstagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardThe outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard