BS #1: Evidence the Simulation is Broken

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BS #1: Evidence the Simulation is Broken

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Apr 3, 2020

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Welcome to the first episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli, the show where Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go over the week in the bizarre world that is our broken simulation!

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Apr 3, 2020

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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.

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BS #1: Evidence the Simulation is Broken: Welcome to the first episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli, the show where Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go over the week in the bizarre world that is our broken simulation! by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#19: "America's Ninth Favorite Storytelling Podcast": Welcome to America's ninth favorite storytelling podcast, Broken Simulation! On this week's episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recap Sam's crazy little visit to the East Coast to guest on Tim Pool's podcast, and get into a spot of politics... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#12: "Nobody Bats a Thousand" (fixed!): Sam reveals the podcasting epiphany he had while listening to Joe Rogan's interview with Kanye West, and later in the show the guys run through perhaps the wildest collection of headlines yet on Broken Simulation. Note: We had a technical issue... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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Broken Simulation #4: "Crazy Is as Crazy Is": Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week's Broken Simulation. Later in the episode, Sam and Johnny Woodard tackle the latest offbeat news,... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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BS #2: 'Tiger King' and the Gay Archetypes of Comedians: On the second episode of Broken Simulation Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard talk "Tiger King," gay archetypes, and peruse another week of bizarre news. Submit weird news or drop a line: contactbrokensim@gmail.com Watch the show on YouTube at... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#7: "The Guinness Book of Guinness Records": On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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BS #3: "The Greatest Story I've Ever Heard in My Life": This week on Broken Simulation Sam learns about what he says is "the best story I've ever heard in my life," the guys talk about politicians and their kinks, and Sam reveals that he finally saw “The Mandalorian.” Watch the show:... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#8: "I Know My People" by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#11: "The Masked Singahhh": Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos are the most disturbing. Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#17: "2021 Squad Goals" with XG from Tin Foil Hat: Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are joined in studio by XG from Tin Foil Hat to discuss their goals for the new year. Also this week, Tino Sanchez calls in to pay off his Biden bet, and Sam reveals that he feels much older lately. Sponsors: Get... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
83 min listen
Broken Simulation #5: "The No. 1 Show Ever on the Internet": The Banned King himself is back with co-host Johnny Woodard to explore the latest bizarre happenings, including a baffling music video out of China, Jared Leto's cult, and a pair of shoes that remind us of a certain Austro-Hungarian born dictator.... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
82 min listen
#29: "Sam Tripoli $#!+ in the Shower!": Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is that our host Sam Tripoli went No. 2 in the shower. Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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Broken Simulation #6: "Revolution": Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. Also this week, Sam's friend Anna tells us about a dream she had wherein Sam and Adam Sandler were contended lovers. The Support the show and... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#22: "Sam's Big Nature TV Conspiracy and Racist Cake": Host Sam Tripoli shares his big nature TV conspiracy, and Johnny Woodard shares the most shocking news story we've yet seen (it's about a racist cake) on the latest episode of Broken Simulation. Please, support our sponsors: Go to... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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Broken Simulation #10: "Fakers": On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts. Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
98 min listen
#26: “Chris Neff Comes Out”: Comedian Chris Neff joins the guys as our first ever in-studio guest, and he shares a number of great tips for maintaining a healthy colon. Also this week, Sam Tripoli shares the story of his new hero, an unmasked rapping airline passenger, and Johnny... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#18: "Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Taste": On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion. Our sponsors: Get 15 percent off... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
80 min listen
#27: "Sam Tripoli's Observations from People Watching": Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back this week, and they were supposed to be joined by Luis (J.) Gomez, but he didn't make it, for whatever reason. This week Sam shares some crucial observations from his people watching expeditions, and... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#28: "Sam Tripoli is in a Bigger Body" by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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Special Edition Preview: The wildest, most insane Olympic event ever: Hey gang, this is a clip from the recent "Broken Simulation Special Edition," which can be heard in its entirety at http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation. By supporting the show on Patreon you can get the regular episodes early and unedited, packed... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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Broken Simulation #37: "Sam Tripoli's Handler Revealed": On this week's episode of Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli's handler is revealed once and for all. Support our advertising partners: Visit www.hellotushy.com/broken for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet! To learn more about LightStream's... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
101 min listen
#14: Iron Crotch Kung Fu: On the latest Broken Simulation, the guys revisit a few of their favorite topics: Street fights, bizarre martial arts, and insane news. Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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Broken Sim #35: "Sam Tripoli Recaptures His Youth" + Joe Rogan proves Instagram is screwing with Sam: Host Sam Tripoli recaptures his youth while visiting New York for his 30th high school reunion on this week's Broken Sim, and Joe Rogan helps prove Instagram is screwing with Sam. Also this week the guys get into the California gubernatorial race... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
104 min listen
#20: "Sam's Two Fights on One Flight": On his recent trip to Austin host Sam Tripoli nearly got into two fights on the same flight. For that story, along with a number of other zany tales, including the wacky story of Sam's crazy stripper ex-girlfriend, check out this, the 20th episode of... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#16: "John Wienerman": Happy New Year! Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back, and ready to explore a new year of bizarre life events and news in their ongoing effort to prove the simulation is cracked. Our sponsors: For a free month of Headspace, visit... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
105 min listen
Broken Simulation #9: "Order!": Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you expect from this show. Get the next episode early, and unedited, plus a regular bonus episode:... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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Broken Sim #34: "Sam Tripoli Presents: Cerebral Palsy Dancing": Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard get into serious topics like the culture war, gender issues, and homeless people with giant dongers on this edition of Broken Simulation. Match with a licensed therapist when you go to www.talkspace.com and get... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
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#23: "Atrocities" (featuring the funniest video ever): Broken Simulation is back and jam packed with more insane proof that the simulation is broken. This week we share a recording that is, according to hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard, the funniest piece of footage ever. Also this week we discuss... by Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
104 min listen

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BS #1: Evidence the Simulation is Broken

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