But if we were to judge her by her parking habits alone, she is a very bad person who hurts other motorists and harms society itself.Maria once parked her car in front of a fire hydrant. At Los Angeles International Airport. And then just left it there. For days. And she’s been known to hog the bus stop with her car, thus inconveniencing the entire public transit system. But Maria wants to be better, and on this episode she employs the famous 12-step recovery plan in order to get her life back together.Drift off to sleep with Maria’s healing ruminations and conciliatory redemption.Guest LinksKickstarter for Nooo CD!Pre-order Maria’s book Sure, I’ll Join Your CultMaria BamfordSleeping with Celebrities, like all shows on the Maximum Fun network, operates on a membership model and the only way we can make the show is if people support it financially. This is our first Max Fun Drive for this show and we really need to make it count so we’re offering a number of great thank you gifts when you go to maximumfun.org/join. Join at whatever level works for you but please join so we can keep making fun shows that conk you right out.Among the gifts we’re offering:At the $5/month level, you get access to our bonus show, A Snowy Spring Nature Walk, where John Moe walks you through the Minnesota woods and tells you nature facts you shouldn’t try to verify. Plus, you get bonus content for all Max Fun shows!At $10/month, you get the bonus content and your choice of restickable stickers, including one designed just for Sleeping with Celebrities listeners.At $20/month, you get the bonus content, the sticker, and the Max Fun Family Cookbook with recipes from your favorite shows, Plus a jar of bespoke Max Fun seasoning spices.For $35/month, you get the all those other things plus the Maximum Yum apron, perfect for cooking your new recipes or doing whatever you like.Hey Sleepy Heads, is there anyone whose voice you’d like to drift off to, or do you have suggestions on things we could do to aid your slumber?Email us at:  sleepwithcelebs@maximumfun.org.Follow the Show on:Instagram @sleepwcelebsTwitter @SleepWithCelebsTikTok @SleepWithCelebsJohn is on Twitter @johnmoe.John’s acclaimed, best-selling memoir, The Hilarious World of Depression, is now available in paperback.Join | Maximum FunIf you like one or more shows on MaxFun, and you value independent artists being able to do their thing, you’re the perfect person to become a MaxFun monthly member.