Episode 157 | Teflon Don And The Guys Are Doing Time

Season 1 | Cooking with Belly: Belly invites the guys over to his house to make some lamb chops and discuss how he got into cooking, childhood memories in the kitchen, his disappearance in music, his battle with depression & drugs, self destruction, needing a good woman, the conflict in Palestine, and much more! Also, can Rory & MAL successfully pitch Belly to hire them as his new managers? Head over to our YouTube for the full footage and watch Belly prepare his signature lamb chops step by step, while discussing how cooking inspires songs, why the hell women keep using alfredo as an aphrodisiac, + more! All things Rory & MAL: https://linktr.ee/newrorymal Like, subscribe, and comment! by New Rory & MAL

42 min listen

Episode 17 | “Bi-Coastal”: Rory & Mal start off on a random note per usual, and then settle into a conversation regarding the tragedy that occurred at the AstroWorld Festival (9:16), and the discussion going on social media right now about who should be held responsible. Of course, Mal couldn’t wait to talk on the long-awaited release of Summer Walker’s new album ‘Still Over It’ (16:58), and this leads into a mini therapy session about how your own childhood family trauma could affect the family you create (25:10), as well as how it could be thrown in your face later, which Rory speaks on being one of his triggers (39:30). Mal gets into his own tendencies to detach from the world socially and how it affects his personal life (40:30), and then gets Justice on the phone to defend himself against the Summer Walker contract rumors (47:22). They eventually get to Kanye’s Drink Champs interview (50:50), and congratulate N.O.R.E. on such a huge moment, for both hip-hop and podcasting + more! by New Rory & MAL

97 min listen

Episode 28 | "...And Now We Heal": Back in the frigid streets of NYC, Mal & Rory rehash their weekend work trip to Atlanta, and how it felt returning back to their igloo of a hometown. The footage of them learning to fight crime in Detroit has been posted to our YouTube, and they once again reiterate that Dale’s techniques (*might*) actually work. They get into Big Sean’s Drink Champs episode where he responds to Kanye’s previous comments, and wonder how Pusha T is handling the “reconciliation” of Drake & Kanye. This leads into a conversation about friendship, and how women and men handle them differently. Of course, we wouldn’t be us if we didn’t give people relationship advice they didn’t ask for, so we try to help Justine through her breakup with Giveon (somewhat). New music is spoken on, Christmas plans, having a loose caboose, and more! by New Rory & MAL

106 min listen

Episode 22 | "Is That Racist?": The boys are back, after a brief Thanksgiving break, and nothing has happened so insert the random shit! They start off getting into defining racism (don't cancel us, please) and discussing how this era of "racy" dress is worse than the Freaknik era. They get into a Thanksgiving recap, which somehow segues into a conversation about the double standards regarding sneaking photos of the opposite sex, and Mal asks the team to explain why a man would twiddle his fiddle while his significant other was in the house. They get into what demographics of men are the craziest exes (more stereotype jokes, again, don't cancel us), which leads to a discussion about the appropriate house aesthetics to get women excited. In this episode, we also discuss how Rory had a bounty on his nudes, men's Mental Health month, the upcoming trials for Tory & Taxstone, as well as the unfortunate news of Virgil's passing. by New Rory & MAL

110 min listen

Episode 23 | “Thou Shall Not Ghost” (feat. Bible Brianda): Rory and Mal sit down with Brianda from ‘Bible Stories w/Brianda’, and discuss her journey as a born again celibate Christian, her research on Mal & Rory (and our engineer, Eddin), as well as her current dating life and biblical interpretations. by New Rory & MAL

88 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 13 | "The Lost Tapes (Side B)" ft. Alchemist & HipHop: Before the guys introduce the lost footage from their interview with Roc-a-Fella legend HipHop and renowned producer Alchemist(33:00), they discuss Rory’s EDM-induced self-discovery (3:10), Malcolm X’s new documentary (8:00), best rap voices (12:58) and give some artists their well deserved flowers. They also answer on air some of the texts they've received from the listeners, and give some advice (26:30)! The lost footage features some never-before-seen discussion with HipHop, Alchemist, Earl Sweatshirt & WestSide Boogie, where they discuss EVERYTHING the music nerds love, from surprise rollouts (36:00), to how playlists have killed the album (42:00), as well as funny stories involving some of our favorite artists, + more! Like, comment, subscribe! Text Rory & Mal at 917-810-2295 by New Rory & MAL

74 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 8 | "McMal": Rory & MAL sit down to discuss apartment hunting, Nas’ new album, concert etiquette, Governor Cuomo’s resignation, sharing locations, being “waxed and vaxed” + more! Like, comment, subscribe! by New Rory & MAL

112 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 1: The boys catch up about their recent trip to L.A. by New Rory & MAL

67 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 3 | "You Know Me Better Than The Things I Did": Rory & Mal sit down and address the internet killing Mal over paying a girls tab while she was on a date, what is considered wasting women’s time, whether women actually tell the truth, if communication is really that difficult, whether Rory should interview a woman Mal dated (and vice versa), Tyler’s album, Daniel from DVSN calls in, RIP Mac Miller, and more! by New Rory & MAL

124 min listen

Episode 14 | "Sport Mode": I swear we're more excited than we appear in the thumbnail... The guys went to a Griselda show recently and had the time of their life. They give the listeners an overview of the show and guests (8:00), and then move on to discuss The Fugees reuniting for a show (and tour) (17:02). Our resident Barb gives his opinion on the vaccine and Nicki Minaj's viral tweets (19:35), and then Karen Civil's scandal gets brought up (31:14), which leads to a conversation regarding "standard" business practices and how they need to change. Rory explains to Mal what would've been 'The Activist' competition (42:25), while Mal mourns 'The Messiah'. JD has been calling out Diddy in a VERZUZ, and the guys give their thoughts on a possible winner after discussing the recent battle with Fat Joe & Ja Rule (51:28). This wouldn't be a music podcast without discussing new music (1:14:00), just like we wouldn't be Rory & Mal without a random deep dive... this time featuring Crocs (1:19 by New Rory & MAL

102 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 6 | "Make Some Noise": The fellas are back! Discussing condom ratios, travel partners, the lost LA episode, fumbling the box at CVS, Rolling Loud, what it takes for a crowd to make some noise these days, meme dating, bluetooth sex toys, and much more! Like, comment & subscribe! by New Rory & MAL

87 min listen

Episode 30 | "Diet Coke": Meanwhile, back at the ranch…   The guys sit down together for the first time in 2022, and recap their holidays, debating what music should be played when the ball drops. The team explains why we missed an episode, and Rory walks us through his Christmas shroom trip. Rory continues on to spoil Spiderman: No Way Home for everyone, including Mal, and the guys get into what else they’ve been watching recently. Starting on music, the guys discuss how R&B was a let down this year, and then get into new music that has been released since we’ve been gone. They debate and discuss B-Dot’s annual rap list, and somehow manage to get into how Bezos and Kanye are handling being single. There's some conspiracy and political shit in here, but we won’t detail that out because somehow this episode will come up missing. Just listen. by New Rory & MAL

98 min listen

Season 1 | "Cha Cha Chicken" (feat. Earl Sweatshirt, WESTSIDE BOOGIE, & Justice): RORY & MAL head to LA and sit with Earl Sweatshirt, WESTSIDE BOOGIE, and Justice of LVRN and discuss LA vs NY vs ATL, DR vacations, what type of guy their friends are around women, WS being Eminem's hype man, paying for companionship, and more! by New Rory & MAL

31 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 9 | "Cherry Seltzer": Rory & MAL sit down to discuss the Hood Olympics, bringing drugs back to sports, haunting your girl after death, OnlyFans cancelling porn + more! Visuals + bonus content will be available tomorrow! Like, comment, subscribe! by New Rory & MAL

103 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 10 | "Day Walker": Rory & Mal sit down to discuss Mal's recent trip, where he gives us some insight on Summer Walker’s upcoming album (2:40), which gets the guys talking about all of the newly released music, such as Ty Dolla $ x DVSN's new mixtape (14:20). Anticipation for Hip-Hop's Big 3 to drop has increased even more now that Kendrick has entered the chat (20:53)! Summer Jam gives DaBaby a second chance (43:47), and Rory gives his opinion on the correct way to handle cancel culture (48:00). This leads into a random discussion on sign language interpreters being sexy but necessary (53:00). They move into discussing what makes vagina bad (1:06:00) , coming to another man as a man (1:19:50) + more! Like, comment, subscribe! by New Rory & MAL

102 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 4 | "Kashius Clay": Check out the "Zodiac Killer" sketch now on our YouTube page. Rory & MAL sit down to discuss Rory's Doja Cat 4th of July confession, women being too prepared for male guests to sleep over, The Legend of Desaun, new music, NORE calls in to talk Beans vs Nore, and more!! Like, Comment, & Subscribe! by New Rory & MAL

87 min listen

Episode 25 | "Take Your Coat Off..." (feat. Russ): ...and get comfortable! Rory & Mal sit down with rapper Russ off the release of his album 'Chomp 2' , and speak on his previous run in with Mal, his outlook on the music industry machine and it's fight against ownership, him getting his just due as an artist, his love life, + more! by New Rory & MAL

169 min listen

Episode 32 | "Thomas The Train": *Insert episode about nothing* Rory & Mal start off describing their wild night out with Jay Electronica, including a nasty table spread and accompanying hookah bill. Mal lets the fans know he heard their feedback about his Carter 3 take, and Rory questions Lyfe Jennings and Fantasia's mindset when singing 'Hypothetically'. This leads into a conversation regarding stepfathering on accident, and Karl The Cameraman gives his input on a tough situation. Rory enlightens us on an awkward conversation he had with his accountant about his "personal" spending, which leads into a porn, train, and orgy's in Detroit topic. They discuss the coolest rappers who can box, and reminisce on how Drake and Meek's rap battle set had the culture talking. TRIGGER WARNING: Mal says 'Belly' is a trash movie + more! by New Rory & MAL

112 min listen

Episode 45 | “The Rapture”: Mal & Rory dive immediately into music, playing snippets of unreleased songs, and letting you know who to check for. They then segue into a potential yoga/weed retreat for the two them, and discuss attire for the festivities. Mal decides he’s too old for double headers, and the guys discuss the different scams from psychics and televangelists. They decide that 8 mile is a classic, discuss the season finale of ‘Euphoria’, things they have coming up, + more! by New Rory & MAL

93 min listen

Episode 21 | “OPPumentary”: You guys like when we deep dive into absolute nonsense right? … perfect! Rory & Mal start with discussing thank you tracks/interludes in hip-hop, eventually ending up in a conversation about their respective weekends, where they both attended the Teyana Taylor ‘Last Rose Petal’ farewell tour… but on separate nights. NYC was lit this weekend between the tour and the Soul Train Awards being filmed at the Apollo, so of course the guys discuss this, as well as the AMA’s. We’re going into Thanksgiving, and the guys discuss plans, and family, and how Lebron’s dad is probably regretting walking out on him. Mal wants to find out who is really getting it out of the ‘’mud” … as well as where all the imaginary haters and opps are. Rory got ran down on at the Donda show, and Mal gives him an apology. Baisley’s Only Fans, street harassment, and more get brought up. by New Rory & MAL

97 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 11 | "Lamborghini Doors": The boys are back! This week they start off by trying to guess who the ‘Hometown Hero of Houston” is, recapping Mal’s wild weekend in Atlanta (2:45), and end up giving Jermaine Dupri his well deserved flowers (12:13). Kanye dropped his highly anticipated album ‘Donda’, and the boys give their honest opinion (13:33), while also discussing the now infamous billboards announcing the features from Drake’s upcoming album (25:33), as well as more new music that dropped. They get into OnlyFan’s reneging on their plan to end porn on their platform (55:20), which leads into a random discussion about wanted and unwanted nudes in the DM’s. Rory tries to convince Mal that women recording him during sex is a compliment instead of disrespect (1:08:26), Mal gets marriage advice from Rory (of all people) (1:24:38), + a bunch of other random topics. Like, comment, subscribe! And don’t forget to text us questions for next week at 917-810-2295! by New Rory & MAL

117 min listen

Episode 18 | Rabbit Eggs (feat. Dr. Gadh): DISCLAIMER: THE MEDICAL ADVICE GIVEN IN THIS EPISODE IS INDEPENDENT OF RORY & MAL. PLEASE SPEAK WITH YOUR HEALTH CARE PROVIDER BEFORE TAKING ANY DRUGS) The guys start off discussing Leo DiCaprio and his role playing Jim Jones, and then get into parenting and how it’s all about fooling your kids (8:30). They also touch on Mulatto as a growing hip hop artist (14:05), and get into what makes a freestyle these days. Rory asks Demaris if he should lie to his partner (21:50), + more. They eventually introduce their guest, Psychiatrist Dr. Gadh, who teaches them about microdosing Lithium to help depression, the distrust origin for minorities and the health care system, how fame affects celebrities mental health + more! by New Rory & MAL

77 min listen

Season 1 | Episode 2 | "Wake Up": Rory & MAL sit down and discuss men & women's lack of hydration in extra curricular activities, Usher's comments to T-Pain, the H.E.R. album, MAL picking up checks, introducing women to certain circles, and more! by New Rory & MAL

70 min listen

Episode 31 | "Zoovie": The guys start off debating whether The Carter 3 is a classic or not … no literally, this is the first sentence, so prepare for a music deep dive. Mal insists Wayne has no classic albums, and Rory and Demaris, as always, disagree with him, and ask him to give an example of a classic album to him, and he insists most “classics” are overhyped. This leads into a conversation about The Weeknd’s Dawn FX release, where the guys try to decipher what kind of woman and situation inspired this album (11:44). They comment on Timbaland’s ‘Thriller’ comparison, and then segue into a conversation about Gunna’s new album, and if he’s a better artist than Lil Baby (36:42). Gunna has all the kids saying “P”… so of course we had to figure out what that meant, and got into some emotional rapper discussions, including a ‘Deuces (Remix)’ breakdown (43:22). Of course we had to battle it out and debate who would win the Jaheim Vs. Usher Verzuz, as well as debate who could actually beat by New Rory & MAL

98 min listen

Episode 53 | "My Name Is Will": ...You already know. Let's get into it. The team jumps immediately into discussion regarding the Will Smith v. Chris Rock Oscar fiasco, giving their individual opinions, which leads to a heated debate about who was right and wrong in the scenario. The examine it from all sides, including Chris Rock's comedic history, and Will Smith's marital scandals. Eventually, they agree to disagree and congratulate Will on his Best Actor win. They then tease Rory about his Peacock's getting flambéed at the Elite 8 round of the championships, and he dies on the hill with his team and dignity. They recap their night out for Demaris' birthday in LA, and call her out for talking a good game but not living by it. This reminds Rory to take Mal to Homie Court for a slip up he made that put Rory in a tough spot, and the team requests the listeners to be the jury and decide a verdict based on the evidence. They get into new music, Freddie v. Benny, + more! by New Rory & MAL

98 min listen

Episode 40 | “Cashmere Cardigan” (feat. Pink Sweat$): Rory & Mal welcome R&B crooner Pink Sweat$ to their home studio to discuss the effects of co-signs in R&B, his Philadelphia upbringing, how labels make their money, + more! by New Rory & MAL

118 min listen

Episode 34 | “Dream Guy”: Mal starts this episode off with vulnerability, and this leads into a discussion of television and objectifying women, which somehow leads Mal and Rory to contemplate how the first pregnant woman and murderer handled their discoveries. Rory insists that we are all participating in a simulation video game and that Elon Musk is winning. Mal (still) doesn’t feel right about having a female Uber driver, and Rory gets into his memories of (failed) parallel parking his way out of some womens lives before. The guys discuss how social media is affecting their lives, and how the bags that people get from TikTok have them thinking of shaking a** for the app. Karl shows us just how sick he really is with a dance demonstration, and as always we accidentally kill off another beloved star. They also give their opinions on best 90’s sitcoms, thorny engagement rings, white guilt becoming illegal, + more! by New Rory & MAL

144 min listen

Episode 19 | The Black Album (feat. Young Guru & Hip Hop): Rory & Mal sit down with Hip Hop & Young Guru to celebrate and reflect on the 18th birthday of the Black Album recently passing. The guys run through it song by song, discussing the stories and inspiration behind the iconic album. by New Rory & MAL

66 min listen

Episode 42 | "Showtime": (This episode is chaos, heads up). After a brief discussion about Mal's European roots, Rory & Mal discuss the leaked sex tape of Isaiah Rashad, and their opinions on the backlash, as well as their jealousy of how lit his sex life appeared to be. This leads into the boys getting into how they get the group sex popped off, with Rory getting into his glass shower bag. Finally, we ask the tough questions regarding Rory's infamous tippy-toe stance while recording, and the color of Mal's areolas. The guy's recap their night with Conway and play some unreleased music, and then Rory addresses Mal being a hater over an ex's boyfriend reveal. They speak on the benefits of side relationships, as well as their nomination for Best Entertainment Podcast at The Ambies. They also discuss hearing-impaired intuition, festival pussy, Kanye's new song with Fivio & Alicia Keys, + more! by New Rory & MAL

87 min listen

Episode 41 | "Raw & B": The guys are back, coming straight off the SuperBowl shindig at Rory's house. They of course have to cover Kanye's viral antics, and they review his upcoming documentary. They also cover the SuperBowl and its historic halftime show, as well as cover long-awaited new music coming from Nick Cannon. Rory catches us up on the new wave of scammer-flix docs, lets us in on some of his Heaux Tales, and more! by New Rory & MAL

76 min listen

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