Season 1 | Episode 9 | "Cherry Seltzer"

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Season 1 | Episode 9 | "Cherry Seltzer"

FromNew Rory & MAL

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103 minutes

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Aug 20, 2021

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Rory & MAL sit down to discuss the Hood Olympics, bringing drugs back to sports, haunting your girl after death, OnlyFans cancelling porn + more!
Visuals + bonus content will be available tomorrow!
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Aug 20, 2021

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Episode 30 | "Diet Coke": Meanwhile, back at the ranch…   The guys sit down together for the first time in 2022, and recap their holidays, debating what music should be played when the ball drops. The team explains why we missed an episode, and Rory walks us through his Christmas shroom trip. Rory continues on to spoil Spiderman: No Way Home for everyone, including Mal, and the guys get into what else they’ve been watching recently. Starting on music, the guys discuss how R&B was a let down this year, and then get into new music that has been released since we’ve been gone. They debate and discuss B-Dot’s annual rap list, and somehow manage to get into how Bezos and Kanye are handling being single. There's some conspiracy and political shit in here, but we won’t detail that out because somehow this episode will come up missing. Just listen. by New Rory & MAL
98 min listen
Episode 17 | “Bi-Coastal”: Rory & Mal start off on a random note per usual, and then settle into a conversation regarding the tragedy that occurred at the AstroWorld Festival (9:16), and the discussion going on social media right now about who should be held responsible. Of course, Mal couldn’t wait to talk on the long-awaited release of Summer Walker’s new album ‘Still Over It’ (16:58), and this leads into a mini therapy session about how your own childhood family trauma could affect the family you create (25:10), as well as how it could be thrown in your face later, which Rory speaks on being one of his triggers (39:30). Mal gets into his own tendencies to detach from the world socially and how it affects his personal life (40:30), and then gets Justice on the phone to defend himself against the Summer Walker contract rumors (47:22). They eventually get to Kanye’s Drink Champs interview (50:50), and congratulate N.O.R.E. on such a huge moment, for both hip-hop and podcasting + more! by New Rory & MAL
97 min listen
Episode 24 | “Unleash The Dragon”: Coming in hot! The guys decide to attack all women with the name Ashley, and discuss which names have been ruined by legendary hip hop songs. They get into a conversation about old shows and show hosts, leading into an honest discussion on who has an overrated discography in the music industry. They also debate who is more toxic out of Brent and Sza, discuss DMX’s documentary, and let the listeners know what to expect next! by New Rory & MAL
123 min listen
Season 1 | Episode 9 | "Cherry Seltzer": Rory & MAL sit down to discuss the Hood Olympics, bringing drugs back to sports, haunting your girl after death, OnlyFans cancelling porn + more! Visuals + bonus content will be available tomorrow! Like, comment, subscribe! by New Rory & MAL
103 min listen
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Season 1 | Episode 11 | "Lamborghini Doors": The boys are back! This week they start off by trying to guess who the ‘Hometown Hero of Houston” is, recapping Mal’s wild weekend in Atlanta (2:45), and end up giving Jermaine Dupri his well deserved flowers (12:13). Kanye dropped his highly anticipated album ‘Donda’, and the boys give their honest opinion (13:33), while also discussing the now infamous billboards announcing the features from Drake’s upcoming album (25:33), as well as more new music that dropped. They get into OnlyFan’s reneging on their plan to end porn on their platform (55:20), which leads into a random discussion about wanted and unwanted nudes in the DM’s. Rory tries to convince Mal that women recording him during sex is a compliment instead of disrespect (1:08:26), Mal gets marriage advice from Rory (of all people) (1:24:38), + a bunch of other random topics. Like, comment, subscribe! And don’t forget to text us questions for next week at 917-810-2295! by New Rory & MAL
117 min listen
Season 1 | Episode 2 | "Wake Up": Rory & MAL sit down and discuss men & women's lack of hydration in extra curricular activities, Usher's comments to T-Pain, the H.E.R. album, MAL picking up checks, introducing women to certain circles, and more! by New Rory & MAL
70 min listen
Season 1 | Episode 3 | "You Know Me Better Than The Things I Did": Rory & Mal sit down and address the internet killing Mal over paying a girls tab while she was on a date, what is considered wasting women’s time, whether women actually tell the truth, if communication is really that difficult, whether Rory should interview a woman Mal dated (and vice versa), Tyler’s album, Daniel from DVSN calls in, RIP Mac Miller, and more! by New Rory & MAL
124 min listen
Episode 15 | "Self Love": The boys are back! Comfy in their new home at Stitcher studios, Rory & Mal jump right back into their randomness, discussing Sanaa Lathan's movie persona as a homewrecker (2:24), their new deal with Stitcher/SiriusXM (6:54), and even Dave Chapelle's controversial stand up special (14:32). Then then go into what they missed while on break, including their opinion on Meek's new album (19:45), their recent adventures in LA (30:10), Jay-Z's induction into the Hall of Fame (1:01:07), + more! by New Rory & MAL
96 min listen
Episode 22 | "Is That Racist?": The boys are back, after a brief Thanksgiving break, and nothing has happened so insert the random shit! They start off getting into defining racism (don't cancel us, please) and discussing how this era of "racy" dress is worse than the Freaknik era. They get into a Thanksgiving recap, which somehow segues into a conversation about the double standards regarding sneaking photos of the opposite sex, and Mal asks the team to explain why a man would twiddle his fiddle while his significant other was in the house. They get into what demographics of men are the craziest exes (more stereotype jokes, again, don't cancel us), which leads to a discussion about the appropriate house aesthetics to get women excited. In this episode, we also discuss how Rory had a bounty on his nudes, men's Mental Health month, the upcoming trials for Tory & Taxstone, as well as the unfortunate news of Virgil's passing. by New Rory & MAL
110 min listen
Season 1 | Episode 13 | "The Lost Tapes (Side B)" ft. Alchemist & HipHop: Before the guys introduce the lost footage from their interview with Roc-a-Fella legend HipHop and renowned producer Alchemist(33:00), they discuss Rory’s EDM-induced self-discovery (3:10), Malcolm X’s new documentary (8:00), best rap voices (12:58) and give some artists their well deserved flowers. They also answer on air some of the texts they've received from the listeners, and give some advice (26:30)! The lost footage features some never-before-seen discussion with HipHop, Alchemist, Earl Sweatshirt & WestSide Boogie, where they discuss EVERYTHING the music nerds love, from surprise rollouts (36:00), to how playlists have killed the album (42:00), as well as funny stories involving some of our favorite artists, + more! Like, comment, subscribe! Text Rory & Mal at 917-810-2295 by New Rory & MAL
74 min listen
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102 min listen
Season 1 | Episode 10 | "Day Walker": Rory & Mal sit down to discuss Mal's recent trip, where he gives us some insight on Summer Walker’s upcoming album (2:40), which gets the guys talking about all of the newly released music, such as Ty Dolla $ x DVSN's new mixtape (14:20). Anticipation for Hip-Hop's Big 3 to drop has increased even more now that Kendrick has entered the chat (20:53)! Summer Jam gives DaBaby a second chance (43:47), and Rory gives his opinion on the correct way to handle cancel culture (48:00). This leads into a random discussion on sign language interpreters being sexy but necessary (53:00). They move into discussing what makes vagina bad (1:06:00) , coming to another man as a man (1:19:50) + more! Like, comment, subscribe! by New Rory & MAL
102 min listen
Season 1 | Episode 6 | "Make Some Noise": The fellas are back! Discussing condom ratios, travel partners, the lost LA episode, fumbling the box at CVS, Rolling Loud, what it takes for a crowd to make some noise these days, meme dating, bluetooth sex toys, and much more! Like, comment & subscribe! by New Rory & MAL
87 min listen
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66 min listen
Episode 21 | “OPPumentary”: You guys like when we deep dive into absolute nonsense right? … perfect! Rory & Mal start with discussing thank you tracks/interludes in hip-hop, eventually ending up in a conversation about their respective weekends, where they both attended the Teyana Taylor ‘Last Rose Petal’ farewell tour… but on separate nights. NYC was lit this weekend between the tour and the Soul Train Awards being filmed at the Apollo, so of course the guys discuss this, as well as the AMA’s. We’re going into Thanksgiving, and the guys discuss plans, and family, and how Lebron’s dad is probably regretting walking out on him. Mal wants to find out who is really getting it out of the ‘’mud” … as well as where all the imaginary haters and opps are. Rory got ran down on at the Donda show, and Mal gives him an apology. Baisley’s Only Fans, street harassment, and more get brought up. by New Rory & MAL
97 min listen
Episode 23 | “Thou Shall Not Ghost” (feat. Bible Brianda): Rory and Mal sit down with Brianda from ‘Bible Stories w/Brianda’, and discuss her journey as a born again celibate Christian, her research on Mal & Rory (and our engineer, Eddin), as well as her current dating life and biblical interpretations. by New Rory & MAL
88 min listen
Episode 25 | "Take Your Coat Off..." (feat. Russ): ...and get comfortable! Rory & Mal sit down with rapper Russ off the release of his album 'Chomp 2' , and speak on his previous run in with Mal, his outlook on the music industry machine and it's fight against ownership, him getting his just due as an artist, his love life, + more! by New Rory & MAL
169 min listen
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87 min listen
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112 min listen
Episode 31 | "Zoovie": The guys start off debating whether The Carter 3 is a classic or not … no literally, this is the first sentence, so prepare for a music deep dive. Mal insists Wayne has no classic albums, and Rory and Demaris, as always, disagree with him, and ask him to give an example of a classic album to him, and he insists most “classics” are overhyped. This leads into a conversation about The Weeknd’s Dawn FX release, where the guys try to decipher what kind of woman and situation inspired this album (11:44). They comment on Timbaland’s ‘Thriller’ comparison, and then segue into a conversation about Gunna’s new album, and if he’s a better artist than Lil Baby (36:42). Gunna has all the kids saying “P”… so of course we had to figure out what that meant, and got into some emotional rapper discussions, including a ‘Deuces (Remix)’ breakdown (43:22). Of course we had to battle it out and debate who would win the Jaheim Vs. Usher Verzuz, as well as debate who could actually beat by New Rory & MAL
98 min listen
Episode 18 | Rabbit Eggs (feat. Dr. Gadh): DISCLAIMER: THE MEDICAL ADVICE GIVEN IN THIS EPISODE IS INDEPENDENT OF RORY & MAL. PLEASE SPEAK WITH YOUR HEALTH CARE PROVIDER BEFORE TAKING ANY DRUGS) The guys start off discussing Leo DiCaprio and his role playing Jim Jones, and then get into parenting and how it’s all about fooling your kids (8:30). They also touch on Mulatto as a growing hip hop artist (14:05), and get into what makes a freestyle these days. Rory asks Demaris if he should lie to his partner (21:50), + more. They eventually introduce their guest, Psychiatrist Dr. Gadh, who teaches them about microdosing Lithium to help depression, the distrust origin for minorities and the health care system, how fame affects celebrities mental health + more! by New Rory & MAL
77 min listen
Episode 29 | "Talk Ya Sh*t" (feat. Jermaine Dupri & Shad Moss): Happy New Year from everyone over at New Rory & Mal. Now that the holidays are over and we’re all back at work and miserable again, let's get the year started off right!   Rory & Mal catch up with Jermaine Dupri at his legendary studio compound while in Atlanta. They sit down and start to discuss JD’s early journey into hip hop, starting with his breaking of the duo Kriss Kross (16:42). He goes on to explain how he met the late Lisa “LeftEye” Lopes, and how he helped break the group that would become TLC (25:19). In the middle of his stories, JD gets an unexpected disturbing call from his protege Shad “Bow Wow” Moss, who insists on pulling up and joining the interview to get a few things off his chest (36:20). Bow Wow comes in and joins JD in telling the behind the scenes story of breaking his career, as well as elevating So So Def. JD (and of course Bow Wow himself) start giving Bow Wow his flowers for his career (1:11:0 by New Rory & MAL
135 min listen
Episode 26 | "Turmeric D**k": Back after the Russ episode and a chill weekend, the guys get right to the shits; the shits being the reunion of Drake and Kanye at the Free Larry Hoover benefit concert held in Los Angeles. Rory and Mal give their opinions on the show, the experience of live tweeting it, and speculate how a Kanye & Drake tour would look in 2022. They speak on Travis $cott’s interview about the tragic incident at his festival, and this segues into a thankful Rolling Loud LA recap, as they celebrate a safe completion of the festival, even though LA is in a self-proclaimed “purge”-adjace state currently. The guys rehash memories of summer camp, and decide to take the New Rory & Mal team on an Adult Summer Camp trip. Mal stresses over the thought of having daughters, and this leads into a conversation about Rory giving up his preference to keep his white bloodline pure, because Gingers are going extinct. They also cover Rick Ross’ new album honestly, speak on more new music by New Rory & MAL
119 min listen
Episode 39 | "On Sight": After a weekend of fun and depression, the guys sit down and try to figure out why that other podcast has the nerve to say the N-word. They then cover their weekends, and get into new music that was released. They speak on why they don't beef with media personalities, and why they have retired from fighting. Rory brings a disturbing 'Sean Kingston' lyric to their attention, they plan to visit the racist playground of Staten Island, NY, and try to determine what Lamar Odom ate on Celebrity Big Brother. Rory also lets the team in on his rapper dreams, and drops some old potential diss bars (all in fun and games, don't post those clips for clickbait). They also touch on Power, Jay Elect being upset with their last episode thumbnail, + more! by New Rory & MAL
108 min listen
Episode 27 | "Hippie B**ches": Rory & Mal start off recapping their week, including the NRM team holiday dinner, where the executive producer of More Sauce shamelessly admitted to being a serial killer aka sleeping with socks on. They then address the war on Christmas, men getting horrible Christmas gifts, and why we have no recent classic holiday movies. Jussie Smollett was found guilty on his fall report charges for lying his ass off, and that, of course, led to jokes. A bunch of random discussions happen in the middle of this episode - Rory gives advice on the worst places to propose, Mal admits to having a weed dealing hippie fetish, and we finally hear from one of our KanyexYe ticket winners. The guys also discuss new music, Hitman Holla’s close friends + more! by New Rory & MAL
96 min listen
Episode 44 | "P List": In this episode, Mal attempts to steer Rory, once again, down a dark and horny path, but luckily we are on the brink of war and were able to pivot to darker news and predictions. They send prayers to Ukraine (and us, to be honest), and try to decide which letter of the alphabet the guy's celebrity falls under. Rory attempts to show the room a dance move literally no one has ever seen before, and then they address the mess that is hip-pop culture right now. They touch on Kanye's Donda 2 performance, Jus Blaze & MF Doom's uncanny voice resemblance, practice their bars for each other in their upcoming rap battle, + more. by New Rory & MAL
89 min listen
Episode 34 | “Dream Guy”: Mal starts this episode off with vulnerability, and this leads into a discussion of television and objectifying women, which somehow leads Mal and Rory to contemplate how the first pregnant woman and murderer handled their discoveries. Rory insists that we are all participating in a simulation video game and that Elon Musk is winning. Mal (still) doesn’t feel right about having a female Uber driver, and Rory gets into his memories of (failed) parallel parking his way out of some womens lives before. The guys discuss how social media is affecting their lives, and how the bags that people get from TikTok have them thinking of shaking a** for the app. Karl shows us just how sick he really is with a dance demonstration, and as always we accidentally kill off another beloved star. They also give their opinions on best 90’s sitcoms, thorny engagement rings, white guilt becoming illegal, + more! by New Rory & MAL
144 min listen

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Season 1 | Episode 9 | "Cherry Seltzer"

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