Ep #76 - Princess Protection Program (2009)

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Ep #76 - Princess Protection Program (2009)

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74 minutes

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Apr 25, 2022

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This episode's got it all: Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato! Lucas and Jacob repeatedly making guttural noises! The introduction of a new podcast segment! And Lucas going on numerous tangents and getting SO many things wrong (try to find all of his errors!) Basically, business as usual at A Whole New Pod. Wikipedia entry for Princess Protection Program

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Apr 25, 2022

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Two friends taking a critical eye to the entire Disney Channel Original Movie filmography. Join them on their nostalgic and humorous journey as they chronicle everything from Under Wraps to The Descendants and beyond!

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Ep #3 - Brink (1998): Yo, broskies! Get ready for a totally tubular and gnarly ep, as Lucas and Jacob tackle the X-TREME sports DCOM Brink. Don't have a cow, man! by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #11 - Don't Look Under the Bed (1999): Is Sam just a permanent member of the podcast now?! Probably not! But he is back with Lucas and Jacob to discuss the scariest DCOM around; eat your heart out Halloweentown, cause it's all about Don't Look Under the Bed! by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #6 - Can of Worms (1999): In this episode, Jacob gets a little too personal about a sexy fish-lady, while Lucas unearths dark, scarring memories from deep within his subconscious. The cause? The extraterrestrial romp Can of Worms! by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #8 - Smart House (1999): Jacob and Lucas are joined by friend Sam for a wild time analyzing the greatly anticipated Smart House. Just how predictive was the DCOM of our current technological state? I feel a Buzzfeed "article" waiting to be written! by A Whole New Pod
81 min listen
Ep #10 - Genius (1999) by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #19 - Ready to Run (2000): It's back to the pits of DCOM despair, as Jacob and Lucas discuss Horse Sens—err, Ready to Run, a movie both instantly forgettable and depressingly terrible! by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #2 - You Lucky Dog (1998): Welcome back to another episode of Lucas and Jacob Talk About Movies They Don't Remember or Only Saw Trailers For! Also, the second Disney Channel Original Movie You Lucky Dog might get mentioned a time or two... (NOTE: still trying to sort out... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #9 - Johnny Tsunami (1999): Jacob and Lucas try their best to ride the thematic waves of Johnny Tsunami, covering everything from paternal hate to socioeconomic inequality. What is this movie?! NOTE: Guess what? Our technical difficulties our back! Somehow there was an error... by A Whole New Pod
72 min listen
Ep #30 - The Jennie Project (2001): Lucas and Jacob break social distancing guidelines to bring the world what it needs most during this time of dire crisis: a review of The Jennie Project! A DCOM with a chimpanzee at its center that somehow left the boyz feeling absolutely nothing...... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #1 - Under Wraps (1997): And so it begins! Join Lucas and Jacob for the first episode of A Whole New Pod, as they begin their descent into the uncharted madness of Disney Channel Original Movies. First stop: Under Wraps! by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #28 - Hounded (2001): Riding high from their (mostly) perfect Oscar predictions, the boyz are brought crashing back down to the harsh reality of DCOMs with Hounded, a movie so unrelenting and exhausting that it forces one of the hosts to face a traumatic memory from his past. by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #4 - Halloweentown (1998): Season's greetings from your favorite DCOM "experts!" It's been over a month, but Lucas and Jacob wanted to make sure you got the gift you've been hoping for the most: a topical review of the 1998 Disney Channel holiday classic Halloweentown. We've... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep 7 - The Thirteenth Year (1999): Jacob and Lucas poke their heads out of the frozen Minnesota tundra just long enough for a fun(?) trip to the beach with the mermaid-centric DCOM The Thirteenth Year #CodySux by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #14 - The Color of Friendship (2000): Better late than never, the boyz are back from another hiatus! This time Jacob and Lucas tackle (and try to goof on) a subject neither are even remotely qualified for: the politics and race relations of 1970s apartheid South Africa! Bet you didn't... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #34 - 'Twas the Night (2001): It's Christmas in July with A Whole New Pod as Lucas and Jacob review 2001's holiday romp 'Twas the Night (starring Bryan Cranston!). Find out who's naughty or nice and whether the boyz will get the item at the top of their wishlist: an actually good... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #17 - Miracle in Lane 2 (2000): Lucas and Jacob are stuck in the middle with Miracle in Lane 2, a based on actual events DCOM starring Frankie Muniz as a paraplegic boy with aspirations for soapbox derby victory. And just because it comes from a true story doesn’t mean the Disney... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #16 - Rip Girls (2000) by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #15 - Alley Cats Strike (2000): Feeling a little emotional whiplash coming off of The Color of Friendship, Lucas and Jacob kick back and take it easy with their bowling expert friend Dustin and analyze the vastly less serious DCOM Alley Cats Strike. Aaaaaand another episode,... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #13 - Up, Up and Away (2000): A Whole New Pod is officially a teenager, and Lucas and Jacob start the angsty teen years off with the 2000 DCOM Up, Up and Away, a superhero movie about power, responsibility, and a little thing called family. Also in this episode: the boyz drop... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #23 - Phantom of the Megaplex (2000): In this episode, Lucas psychoanalyzes his cohosts, Jacob goes deep into his traumatic past with teenage girls, and Sam theorizes that—wait for it—a DCOM mom wants to sleep with her son! All this and more as the AWNP boyz discuss Phantom of the... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #31 - Jumping Ship (2001): Feeling cabin fever from the quarantine lockdown, Jacob and Lucas decide to take a trip Down Under with the Lawrence Brothers for Jumping Ship, the unexpected and unnecessary DCOM sequel to Horse Sense! (Note: audio is a bit wonky this... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #25 - Zenon: The Zequel (2001): Reality may have finally hit the milestone year of 2020, but the AWNP boyz are looking to the future and beyond with the inaugural DCOM sequel Zenon: The Zequel, a movie that, in the grand pantheon of cinematic follow-ups, sits somewhere between The... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #12 - Horse Sense (1999): Lawrence Brothers Mania is sweeping through the AWNP studio (an empty bedroom) Not only that, but the brothers' inaugural DCOM outing Horse Sense seems to have infected Jacob and Lucas with a serious disease: the inability to stop speaking in horrible... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #20 - Quints (2000): "It's quints." by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #26 - Motocrossed (2001): In this episode, Lucas and Jacob dish on Motocrossed, a DCOM that combines the unlikely elements of dirt bike racing and Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night,” creating a pairing that somehow rivals chocolate and peanut butter! Then the boyz utilize... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #18 - Stepsister from Planet Weird (2000): The boyz are dazed, confused, and reeling after watching Stepsister from Planet Weird, a DCOM where the creative team never heard the word "NO!" However, as the upstanding podcasting professionals they are, Lucas and Jacob do their best to maintain... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #22 - Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000): Get ready for another spoooooooky DCOM just in time for... Thanksgiving! While the boyz were thwarted once again by the ever-onward march of time, they are thankful for Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire, a DCOM all about how to best lie to your parents... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #42 - You Wish! (2003): You get a wish and you get a wish and YOU get a wish! The AWNP boyz wished for a good DCOM. The audience wished for the Lucas and Jacob origin story (probably?). And Lucas wished for generally improved audio quality. All are included in the generous... by A Whole New Pod
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Ep #32 - The Poof Point (2001): The boyz thought they were in for a magical adventure with The Poof Point, but NOTHING could have prepared them for what this DCOM was really about. That is, unless they were familiar with the diaper fetish internet forums the film's writer... by A Whole New Pod
68 min listen

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