How Vain Are You? The May 1988 quiz determined our rates (and yours) in a very scientific way! We hear from listeners about the quiz, vintage legwear, the Bill & Ted soundtrack, and other euphemisms for farting, among other topics. Then, as a special Slumber Party bonus, we all fill out the application for The Sassiest Girl In America contest...as we think we would have done in 1988. Get into it!QUICK LINKS
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TOPICS
? Hello, It's May 1988
? From The Corrections Department
? Quiz: How Vain Are You?
? From The Hotline
? The Sassiest Girl In America Contest
? Goodbye For Now
NOTES
⚠️ Inline notes below may be truncated due to podcast feed character limits. Full notes are always on the episode page.
? Take the "How Vain Are You" quiz.
? The theoretical podcast about dogs who fart would be called Listen To Assy.
? Power Tool's "Two Heads Are Better Than One" lyrics
⌨️ The shitty Ontario-only computer was not "POGO" but "ICON." The language was LOGO.
✍️ The Sassiest Girl In America Application
? Tara's review of FX's Hysterical at Primetime
? Untitled: A Bad Teen Novel at Amazon