River returns from Whataburger so he can receive mystic instruction in the hell arts of Japanese and Korean pop idols from Chi Chi. Together they trace the complete anthropology of the grimmest and most destructive content to touch I’M SO POPULAR yet: BTS hypnotizing non binary people into shapeless autoandrophilic consumers, Demi Lovato becoming possessed by the Satan of the East, AKB48 members shaving their heads, cultures misplacing desires for beautiful young boys, men dressing as lesbians under the eye of pederasty, a French woman descending from the cosmos and cursing a nation, all art sucked into a vacuum and returned as garbage. War and global trauma melts countries into barren fields of Pokemon sex dolls singing to you about ??? River does an impression of Jack. Zach talks about oral sex again. Buy every copy of every edition of every CD so you can touch the hand of an idol. Throw away the CD, only a white transvestite Mishima angel can save you now… An unbelievable miracle will happen, the fortune cookie of Love.

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