In 1978, the Lord gave us National Lampoon's Animal House.  Not to be outdone, in 1979 Satan smited us with ABC's TV version, Delta House.  I had to take a closer look at this show.  I also take a few detours and talk about sharing a toilet with Meatloaf, Bob Saget's acts of kindness, silent rage and silent farts, making out with Valerie Bertinelli, and seeing Laurie Metcalf at a bookstore.  I may or may not sing some Twisted Sister.  Bon Appetit.