The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have a fainting spell due to horniness. That’s because they’re chatting about Nagisa Ōshima’s Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence. Casey reveals how he got the “sex talk” and found out Santa Claus wasn’t real on the same day. And Patrick shares his Christmas plans. Plus, they put Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  If you like this show, tell a friend! And if you want to send us some beer money for the show, Venmo @Patrick-MallonFollow Farthouse on Twitter and InstagramFollow Patrick and Casey and on TwitterAnd follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd.