Obelisks, Mastica Ennui and The Sport of Love: Fakahatchee Radio News

No Ghouls Allowed: Your calls are burning up the phone lines tonight as Mayor Luis Vaminos declares Fakahatchee a "Ghost Free Zone" and demands all ghosts must leave, whether they actually exist or not. Some of you have objected based on the fact that the civil rights... by Nightdrive

40 min listen

Two Tickets to the Leg Show: LOST: One man's leg. Used That's exactly the sort of thing we haven't heard as a loose limb has turned up on Main Street last night. And Alleyway Steve has been quick to capitalize on the situation turning it into Fakahatchee Florida's newest tourist... by Nightdrive

47 min listen

BUS-ted at the Demolition Derby: The town is up in arms this week after discovering the Mayor secretly sold the city's school buses to the demolition derby. It's the final straw in a long line of poor policy decisions that's been making the citizens angrier and angrier and it's got... by Nightdrive

47 min listen

Fakahatchee News: 11.30.2019: It's 9:27 pm it's time for quick updates from around the globe and the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee with Horace Wexler. For more local news visit the Let's hear from you on the social nets, Fakahatchee! Nightdrive... by Nightdrive

4 min listen

Nightdrive - Trailer: Horace Wexler tackles the issues affecting those living in the small town of Fakahatchee just outside the Florida Everglades. -Do we need a second gator farm and right next to an elementary school? -Found! A severed leg just laying there on main... by Nightdrive

1 min listen

The Fate of the Lobster King: All eyes are on the jury tonight as 'The Lobster King' - Fakahatchee's own folk hero/criminal - hangs in legal limbo. The arguments have been made, the case has been stated but do you think he's guilty? Horace Wexler wants to hear your thoughts on the... by Nightdrive

56 min listen

Sexy Global Warming and Local Power Outages: Fakahatchee News 12.31.19: It's 10:27 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee with Horace Wexler. Tonight: a special report on Global Warming from correspondant Chuchi Bonhomme Football... by Nightdrive

8 min listen

Nuclear Liechtenstein, The Deadliest Martial Art, Clem's Clams: Fakahatchee Radio News by Nightdrive

12 min listen

Gotta getta SCUDDDDD: There's a brand new energy drink sweeping it's way across Fakahatchee! Say hello to SCUDDDDD. Tonight we're joined by it's creator Tucker St. Claire. We'll receive medical advice from Dr. Leonard Scroggins. And we'll be talking with YOU about some of... by Nightdrive

55 min listen

Holy Rain - The Priest Hijacking: Tonight on NightDrive we've got a special interview with The Priest who hijacked a cropduster and sprayed the town with chaos! Why did he do it? Will he strike again? Where was your mind while this was happening. Also the Sand Wedge: Worst sandwich... by Nightdrive

56 min listen

Air Force Bake Sale, Pope Snafu, Errant Sheep: Fakahatchee Radio News: It's Five pm... still... Tonight: Baking for Bombers! Oh no! Papal Oopsie? How to speak Florida Sheep Update! What you must know if you have kids. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee!... by Nightdrive

10 min listen

Gators N Kids: Gators N' Children This week the town of Fakahatchee is in an uproar as a local gator farmer, Duck Winters has announced his plans to open a second gator farm right next door to Beauregard Elementary School. The gators will be able to see the children... by Nightdrive

44 min listen

One Million Mommies, Toxball, Snows I have Known - Fakahatchee Radio News: It's 8:27 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler. Tonight: The Nicaraugan Cordoba A special report on 'Of Arts' from... by Nightdrive

9 min listen

Obelisks, Mastica Ennui and The Sport of Love: Fakahatchee Radio News: It's 7:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Horseradish Levels continue to plummet 'Mastica Ennui' spreading. Cause discovered? Chuchi Bonhomme's Earth Day... by Nightdrive

10 min listen

Horseradish Shortage, The Black Rhino's Song, Political Dropouts: Fakahatchee Radio News: It's 9:05 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and all the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler. Tonight: The Global Horseradish Shortage. Will it hit home? Special Report: The... by Nightdrive

11 min listen

Astronaut Tips, Body Found, Crab Mode: Fakahatchee Radio News: It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Interview with a real life Astronaut! Exciting new animal modes for the cars you drive! Our newest (and youngest) reporter... by Nightdrive

16 min listen

DUI Scootees and Geriatric Gangs: Tonight on NightDrive - fresh off the police scanner! We're talking all the details of the Scooter DUI that took the local sheriff on a low speed Chase. We're interviewing some of the folks involved. And what are we going to do about this new... by Nightdrive

63 min listen

THE MAYOR IS MISSING: Sheriff Bud Nichols join us to talk about the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Fakahatchee Mayor Luis Vaminos. Duck Winters calls in to dispute being a person of interest and why his Crock'N'Roll festival was not an actual threat to the... by Nightdrive

52 min listen

President's Salad Bar, Boxing Updates and Skin Tag Dollar Sign: Fakahatchee Radio News: It's 9:38 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Will the President's Salad Bar Remain Closed? Emergency Order: 'Dookieturds'- what will it mean for you? Mr. Fluffles:... by Nightdrive

9 min listen

The Rise of Hot Sauce Man: Tonight on NightDrive - We dive into the public health crisis affecting your face- Bored Mouth! We're talking to you about your symptoms, your fears and the disease in general. Thankfully we've got Dr. Scroggins with us tonight to help us find the... by Nightdrive

56 min listen

Sewer Sharks, Woofchester Dog Show, Party Houses Shut Down: Fakahatchee Radio News: It's 8:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Petition to bring back Sewer Sharks! Miami's Mayor Shuts Down Party Houses Here I Go Again: Iced Cream Scandal at Woofchester... by Nightdrive

12 min listen

Global Tensions, Baby Translator, Chad 'The Night Monster' Malloy: Fakahatchee Radio News:: It's 8:39 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: The UN reacts to Global Tensions The President's Surprising Medical Release New Tech: Baby Translator! Questions About A New... by Nightdrive

12 min listen

Radish Widows, Trapped in Time and Dynamite Farming - Fakahatchee Radio News: It's Five pm, exactly on the dot and not one minute later and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Town Trapped in Five O'Clock Hour Horseradish Boom-Towns Stocks down- how will... by Nightdrive

11 min listen

Beach Alcoholic Exonerated, Hobo Drought Worsens, How to Eat Free: Fakahatchee Radio News: It's 9:31 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Beach Alcoholic --Mikey DuSoleil Exonerate! Restaurant launches exciting new eat free promotion! Social Tech: Share your... by Nightdrive

10 min listen

Life's A Beach (ed Whale): A bunch of Killer Whales beached themselves over at Abner Hoag memorial beach and then decided to die. Now their rotting dead whale stink is starting to invade the main streets of Fakahatchee, Florida forcing residents to stay inside and wear masks.... by Nightdrive

57 min listen

Fakahatchee Radio Announcement: It's 12:58. No NightDrive this evening. Go to bed already. by Nightdrive

2 min listen

Episode 1-31 NightDrive Recap 2020 - Spoilers: NightDrive is back January 13th on an all new day! We know a lot has happened in Fakahatchee over the last year. So this is almost everything YOU need to know to get refreshed or catch up... Except for the stuff we forgot... Or deliberate... by Nightdrive

17 min listen

The Sky Screams. The Blood Rains.: DON'T PANIC! We're helping you put all the pieces together tonight on NightDrive! Why did the sky scream? Why is it raining blood? Are we safe in Fakahatchee? Is this the very end of Florida, America's most phallic state? Tonight's callers include: ... by Nightdrive

65 min listen

Mayor found dead inside a killer whale: Tonight on NightDrive we remember the late Mayor Luis Vaminos- a civic leader who was a lightning rod for controversy, a fierce opponent in local government and a person who was found dead inside of a killer whale. We'll talk with you about the man... by Nightdrive

65 min listen

Mayor's Day Parade Theme Announcement: We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil. by Nightdrive

7 min listen

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