A man walks down the streetHe says, "Why am I soft in the middle now?Why am I soft in the middle?The rest of my life is so hardI need a photo-opportunityI want a shot at redemptionDon't want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard"Bonedigger, BonediggerDogs in the moonlightFar away, my well-lit doorMr. Beerbelly, BeerbellyGet these mutts away from meYou know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymoreIf you'll be my bodyguardI can be your long lost palI can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call meYou can call me AlHURRY UP AND GET TICKETS TO SEE TIM'S NEW LIVE SHOW!!! THIS FRIDAY!! https://nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/made-of-bugs-with-tim-platt/Get busy BACKBLAZing or get busy dying.  They sponsored this episode and are your new gods.WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! Hope Elon doesn't buy it, lol!! follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.