Elon Musk is buying Twitter (or not?). Club Penguin is relevant again (or not?). Most importantly, audio editor extraordinaire/author/archivist Allison Mills joins us to talk about Birkin bags, appropriated blockchain-based Birkin bags, and appropriated-appropriated Birkin bags. Also, Isabel gets cancelled.  Libro.fm: https://www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinmid=25361&awinaffid=1001477&ued=https%3A%2F%2Flibro.fm%2Fmembership%3Fmp%3DWOW (…or just enter promo code WOW to start a monthly subscription with two books for the price of one!) Bookshop.org: https://bookshop.org/shop/wowiftrue (you can purchase Allison's book here, Allison has a book, isn't that wild?) Links A Club Penguin clone led to three arrests: https://techcrunch.com/2022/04/13/club-penguin-rewritten-shut-down-disney Grimes' ex-boyfriend is really annoying: https://techcrunch.com/2022/04/14/elon-musk-buying-twitter-ted-talk/ It turns out that NFTs of tweets don't matter, who's surprised, not us: https://www.cnet.com/personal-finance/crypto/jack-dorseys-2-9m-nft-tweet-auctioned-the-top-bid-280/ Metabirkins... https://metabirkins.com/ Find Us Online  Twitter: https://twitter.com/wowiftruepod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wowiftrue Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wowiftrue Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wowiftrue Website: https://wowiftrue.com/ Email: wowiftruepod@gmail.com About Us  Wow If True was created by Isabel J. Kim and Amanda Silberling. Our music is by Sam Rizer, our cover art is by Eric Silver, and our production is by Allison Mills.