Links:   Britney Spears’ ex Jason Alexander to remain in jail after wedding break-in [Page Six] Britney Spears claps back at mom Lynne’s wish for her to ‘be happy’ [Page Six] Machine Gun Kelly Says He Had a Suicide Attempt While on Phone with Megan Fox: 'I Just Snapped' [People]  Harry and Meghan hire leftie director to helm Netflix reality show [Page Six] Meghan Markle-Created Animated Series ‘Pearl’ Gets An Undesirable Royal Flush In Netflix Cutbacks; Streamer Nixes Meghan & Prince Harry’s Archewell Productions Project [Deadline] The New York Post fell for fake news: Johnny Depp could reprise Captain Jack ‘Pirates’ role with $301M deal: report [NYP] The Truth About Johnny Depp's Rumored $300 Million Pirates of the Caribbean Return [E!] How Chris Pratt Became the People's Chris [Men’s Health] About: Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place! Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare! You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Or buy our merch! Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com  Joan Summers: Twitter: @laracroftbarbie Matthew Lawson: Twitter: @_matthewlawson