Its episode thirty of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's very own tit tickler - Ted Hanky.
This week Ted discusses with Mala the huge news on everyone's lips .... The Teesside Earthquake! That's right, the huge natural disaster that hit our region on Thursday 23rd January at 6am .... rumour has it a feature film is now on the horizon, and Ted has the trailer.
Mala also shares his latest money making scheme 'Vegan Pick n Mix', informs us why the pop group Ace of Base wrote the song "All that she wants", applauds Fight Club with Leo Percovich, and reveals the real secrets behind Chinese 5G.
Ted also counts down the Top 5 hunky fella's over the age of 50.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
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 Written and performed by Ted Hanky
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Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
 
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