I recount my weekend in Fort Worth with good friends Aaron Aryanpur & Ralph Barbosa. A possible spider bite causes me to think about the logic behind the myth that we eat eight spiders a year. Also, Disney announces a reboot of The Neverending Story, prompting a disgusted growl at the entire film industry and a wallowy moment over one of the movie’s saddest scenes. Plus a conspiracy theory and my thoughts on the new Game of Thrones.