What I'm saying is.... your mother should never listen to this episode.  No kidding.  Or your boss.  Significant other.  For the not easily offended, have at it as we (horribly) tell you all the geekiest news out there in what seems to be the foulest way ever.  We talk about Conan, Onan, Oraface, art, the old captain, the Swedish sensation, paper mache, free Stanford, iSprint, the law and Quake, Bladerunning, Clive Barker's butt-hole, dueling Pixars, more tower, Rapture for reals, lazy criminals, solo gaming and hair growth, Disney vs Marvel, and Fox pirates.  NSFAnyone.