Yo, yo, yo, hittin' balls on da clay
heavy top spin, b****, bettah make your play
Serve so wide, Johnny Mac think you cray
Ace, drop shot all day errday.  
FO 2020, but our vision bettah den dat.  We out.  
Thank you Denis Shapovalov for being our lyrical inspiration for this most exciting pod episode intro!  Here we are bitches!  French Open 2020, second Slam of the year and what?  In September?  We know it's cray but we gotta roll with the punches.  Before diving into the terre battue, Jason and Aldwin do a cute little review of their Winter Team Tennis final (thank you to Team Grey for carrying them throughout the whole damn season) and discuss the semi-important tune-ups that took place in Hamburg and Strasbourg the week prior.  
And now on to what is likely going to be a cold and heavy French Open.  The two take a look at some early 1st round results, a few juicy-ass match-ups, and pop off a new segment tentatively titled "The Whaaaa-ambulance" as they highlight the groans and moans of Novak Djokovic, Serena Williams, Fernando Verdasco (we think his case is actually justified), and Rafael Nadal.  Someone get these lil' babies some soothers!