E20 The Vagina Diaries with Joanna Simon

E5 Thought I Had Your Number Blocked with Remi Cruz: In a shock to no one, Amy is pulling bitches once again. The only problem is that this time it is with men. And then there's classic Jack, who is always wanting what he can’t have.Way to go, Jack! For this episode, Amy and Jack dive into their deepest and darkest relationship secrets; uncovering that Amy, to this day, keeps relationships from Jack, and Jack keeps relationships from his mom. Our guest this week, RemLife, has checked her boundaries at the door, and will pick them up at 3:15 PM. Miss Remi Ashten talks clout demons, doing it for the content, and reveals new dating secrets previously kept from the world. Rem, your secret is safe with us. All of us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

35 min listen

E9 Is Trisha Paytas a Trans Icon?: It’s just family tonight! On this episode of Dating Straight, Amy and Jack dive deep into the Trisha Paytas scandal, is he trolling or naw? We ask the age old question: WTF is Ellen doing? And most importantly, how did Amy and Jack meet? SPOILER ALERT: It was with the help of the one and only - Troye Sivan. These hard hitting questions, among others, are all discussed by your always ill-informed hosts. Feel free to respond/leave a hate comment in a 5-star review! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

50 min listen

E2 "Does It LOOK Like I Came?" with Violet Benson: Today on Dating Straight we have the Clingy Queen, and inventor of Daddy Issues, Violet Benson. This episode is all about sex (and to our parents we sincerely apologize). Amy has had a threesome?! Jack once slept with a Trumpie?! Violet drops some of her secret bedroom tips, spills her wildest sex stories, and low-key flirts with Amy. It's a lot. If Amy and Jack didn't have daddy issues before, they sure do now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

41 min listen

E12 Dating Straight Live with Rebecca Black: The HB-hoes are at it again, but this time, we are famous! Rebecca Black joins Jack and Amy for a very special live episode of Dating Straight for HBO’s new show, Mrs. Fletcher! The three discuss their sexual awakenings (scandal!) and reflect on their braces-filled first kisses. They also talk about the Kinsey Scale, wondering whether everyone is a little gay, and if therefore everyone is a little straight? Jack thinks he might be slightly straight, and Amy thinks he’s a bottom. Our first live show and we are LIVING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

45 min listen

E1 Dating Straight: Amy Ordman and Jack Dodge, your new gay best friends, are intrigued by one thing - the straight agenda. Love is hard and sometimes you just need a little advice; and the best advice comes from those who shouldn’t be giving it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

9 min listen

E15 Is Amy Actually in a Throuple?: This week on Dating Straight, Amy clears up rumors that she is in a throuple, and Jack doesn’t believe her. We finish off the episode by discussing our opinions on “Love at First Vibe” and our “Types”. Amy only believes love exists between cats and humans, and Jack is ready to lock eyes with his future hubby. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

51 min listen

E8 The Truth About Euphoria’s Sex Scenes with Lukas Gage: You may know Lukas Gage from HBO’s Euphoria, where he portrays Tyler: professional punching bag, sex machine, and scared icon. Today, we dig deep into the show’s cast relationships, set drama, and not-so-sexy sex scenes. Lukas tells all about his character's infamous pool scene with Maddy, and wow, who knew kissing a fashion icon could be such tiring work? We play Ship or Shit,where we get a cast member’s take on the relationships of the show. So much tea spilled, HBO’s lawyers are quaking. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

26 min listen

E22 Revealing Your F*cked Up Dating Secrets with Rebecca Black: Today on Dating Straight, we couldn’t get Ayydubs, so we brought back Rebecca Black to reveal your deepest, darkest, most messed up secrets. From cheating on your girlfriend with your drug dealer, to having a threesome with a woman who became your wife, you little freaks almost made Amy have a heart attack with your drama, LIT-RALLY luv. The reviews are in, and critics have called y’all “desperate and embarrassing.” This episode is messy. You’re all a mess. We hate you. Bye. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

57 min listen

E20 The Vagina Diaries with Joanna Simon: On today’s episode of Dating Straight, we hop in a time machine and travel back to 2015 to have an intervention with mega-slut, Joanna Simon. She tells all about her days of flings with social media influencers, being a side chick, and hooking up with a past guest of the show. After shaving her coochie in a Pavillions bathroom on the eve of her birthday to hookup with a Vine star, Simon decided to hang up her wig and settle down with a nice butch. Fast forward to 2020, Joanna is hot as always and wiser than ever. Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for Joanna’s Vagina Diaries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

60 min listen

E6 The Dick Days Are Over with Emilia Fart: Emilia Fart - a raging lesbian - is a self-proclaimed dick whisperer. And today on Dating Straight we are reminiscing on our most infamous hetero moments. Amy, the high school slut, once kissed every boy in the grade above. And Jack, gay to the bone, braided a girl’s hair once. Fart talks falling in love with her best friend, hooking up with roommates and losing her virginity to a man named… Box. Yes, really. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

45 min listen

E10 Monogamy is a Disease with Mikey Murphy: Rise and Shine! The Pornhub Awards have come and gone, and Amy has been inspired by the only areola she’s seen in months. Jack spills a thrilling drama about a less-than-ideal NYC hookup in which he nearly lost his most prized possession: his AirPods. But most importantly - this week we have The World’s First E-Boy in studio - Mikey Murphy! He shares his thoughts on monogamy and why Jack would suck at it. We also talk dating in the public eye - something Amy obviously knows nothing about - all while Amy and Jack probe Mikey about his relationship with a secret lover! MonogaME!? It’s more likely than you’d think. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

47 min listen

E3 Rebecca Black is Not A Virgin with Rebecca Black: Rebecca Black has boobs now. She’s the same girl we all know - but hotter. Amy and Jack catch up with the 22 year old Pop Star to talk Friday, her juiciest celebrity encounters, and of course - her most infamous one night stands. Amy spills how she has only had a single one night stand EVER (with a man), and Jack has had countless (also men). This may be difficult for tabloids to wrap their heads around, but everyone grows up - even Rebecca Black. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

55 min listen

E46 Read For Filth with Cosmo’s Astrologist Aliza Kelly: Will we ever date again? Are we too compatible for each other? Was Amy caught in a dating lie in this very episode? Yes, yes and duh. It was written in the stars that Amy should have a girlfriend by the end of 2020. Unfortunately, those same stars forgot to write a tall, nerdy, furry man into Jack’s lonely future. Aliza then answers your most savage astrology questions like “What the fuck is wrong with Geminis?” Oof. Donate to BLM! https://blacklivesmatter.com - Thank you to our sponsor, Purple Mattress! Visit PURPLE.com/DATING and use code DATING for $150 off on a mattress order of $1500 or more. Terms apply. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

61 min listen

E28 Being In A Band With Your Ex with MUNA: In an episode unlike any other, Jack and Amy LOSE CONTROL to the Queer Powerhouse that is MUNA. The band comes in and shares their 7 year journey together, during which they experienced a break up, band therapy and touring with Harry Styles. Strap yourselves in because this episode is as chaotic as it is iconic. Stan MUNA! We will always be your Number One Fan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

66 min listen

E11 From Hoe to Housewife with Alexis G. Zall: Alexis G. Zall is a big fat virgin. Having been a total slut, yet never actually “losing” her “virginity”, Alexis delves into the depths of her vagina diaries over the years. Through a tarot card reading, we discover that fellow bottom, Jack, has a future of Unrequited Love. Who knew?! Amy knew. Alexis talks coming to the realization that she is in fact - a lesbian, having missed all of the clear cut signs. Who knew?! Amy knew. Zall opens up about her past of sucking dick, her present of being on her period, and her future of being a famous director. And that’s what’s been blowing up on the internet-- Zall good! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

59 min listen

E4 Don't Go Breaking My Heart with Gaby Dunn: Gaby Dunn knows exactly how to get through a break-up. She recommends some good ol' R&R: rebounds and more rebounds. Water signs, Amy and Jack, will happily take any information they can get- even if it's not 'technically' the healthiest approach. Gaby delves candidly into her latest break-up and the long term psychological effects it's had on her dog- Beans. She claims to have reached acceptance, but who can really say. And that ain't no lie, baby, Bi Bi Bi! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

50 min listen

E1 This Is Why I Don't Go On First Dates with Nick Viall: Our guest today, Nick Viall, was the ACTUAL Bachelor. The ultimate straight man, he once went on 30 first dates in a single evening, and he has a lot to say about them. Jack is also addicted to first dates - sometimes going on multiple in one day. Amy, picky and cautious, has gone on three first dates. Ever. We talk with Nick about the differences of dating before and after being The Bachelor, as well as quizzing him on who he remembers from his season. Nick, will you accept this rose? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

43 min listen

E21 Why Lesbians Don’t Like Me with Kelsey Darragh: Cock Destroyer: Kelsey Darragh - queer icon - puts us in our place this week by sharing her first impressions of Dating Straight. Amy - a ‘Full Blown Lesbian’ - is allegedly ‘straight presenting’ and desperately wants to combat that heinous accusation. Jack is apparently a ‘Twink’, but the self-proclaimed Twotter labels Darragh a hater. We then discuss with Kelsey her experience selling feet pics for $250 a pop, her open relationship and raging bisexuality. Girl is an enigma, and this is an episode not to miss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

69 min listen

E13 Three Of Us Have Mug Shots with Drew Phillips and Enjajaja: This week Jack and Amy get together with a couple of the most elusive daters we’ve seen in Dating Straight history. Some may say that Drew and Enya are the more famous versions of Jack and Amy - and they’d be absolutely right. The crackheads dish about the times they’ve been detained, Enya’s beef with Tana Mongeau, and Drew’s ongoing case of identity theft. Madness luv, lit rally madness xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

63 min listen

E14 Long Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder with Cammie Scott: Cammie Scott invented lesbians. Having had only been single for a total of 6 months since she was 13, Cammie is well versed in being well, verse. This week on Dating Straight, we dive into Cammie’s first time with a girl, her countless long distance relationships, and her big move to Los Angeles, City of Gayngels. Amy and Jack thank Cammie for her service, having pioneered the way for the gay community. Femme lesbians, let me hear you make some noise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

69 min listen

E17 Ava’s Coming Out! With Ava Palazzolo: Today on Dating Straight, Ava comes out! In a cinematic parallel to Ellen’s Time Magazine Cover, we find out that “Yep, She’s Queer!” We’re also being real today on the podcast, Jack coming out about finally getting his first STD, and Amy opening up about her recent encounter with a special fungi (which none of you should ever do). Ava dives deep into her dating history, having dated many, many men. We attack her about her down right stunning looks, being friends with all of her exes, and getting herself involved in countless love triangles. The rumors are true, she’s queer! Vagina? I hardly know her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

59 min listen

E19 Heartbreak, A Breakdown & Bisexuality With Elle Mills: On this episode of Dating Straight we address our very first scandal: Gabbie Hanna’s public appearance on the show. So, we brought in well-liked, anti-controversial Elle Mills to stand by us during this time of turmoil. Elle spills all about her and Dodie’s offline relationship, and the real reason Elle’s videos about her are now private. We also uncover who was the best kisser: Corinna, Dodie, or Zane? Welcome to LA, Elle! Beware of fake bitches like us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

51 min listen

E18 What If I’m The Monster? With Gabbie Hanna: You’ve heard of her, Gabbie Hanna is an internet sensation. Since her come up on Vine, Gabbie has publically struggled with dating. Today we talk all about her new and first public boyfriend and how he is handling the spotlight. Jack and Amy discuss with Gabbie rumors about her dating YouTubers, her cheating scandals, and STDs. We go through Gabbie’s music as a timeline of her dating life, and finally answer the age old question: What If I’m The Monster? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

41 min listen

E50 Everything You Didn’t Know About Jessie Paege with Jessie Paege: Famous bisexual beast Jessie Paege doesn’t usually talk about her dating life online. But she opens up exclusively to us, two strangers she has never met, to let us in on some serious goss. She spills about the drama with her bae, her questioning using the “bisexual” label, and why girls stay better than boys. Then we play the most frustrating game of all time: rating the biphobic lines from the most problematic episode of Sex and the City. Carrie Bradshaw, watch your back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

54 min listen

E25 A Cry For Help with Olivia O'Brien and Drumaq: DON’T DATE OLIVIA O’BRIEN OR DRUMAQ. These professional sad girls will write bops that will rip you to shreds and perform them to your face at Coachella. This week on Dating Straight, Jack and Amy grill the two about their pasts of dating problematic men. Exhibit A: Not too long ago when Olivia kicked down Drew’s door only to find him cuddled up with his cheating ex. Exhibit B: O’Brien confesses her most toxic trait: being attracted to power, and wanting someone who can “put her in her place”. Exhibit C: The two label themselves as self-saboteurs when it comes to love. Watch out LA, these two IG baddies are not afraid of breaking your heart. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

65 min listen

E30 U-Hauling After Three Weeks with Taylor Blake: Hey lesbians! The queen of U-Hauling is in the building. Taylor Blake has hopped off the plane at LAX and has fallen heart-first into the arms of her new lover, Bachelor’s Kristian Haggerty. The most polarizing member of Reality House Season 2 is finally sharing her side of the story, and it is juicy. To most, it would appear that Taylor has gone full lesbo, after moving in with her girlfriend of just 3 weeks. However, their history together runs deep, and now she is ready to tell the world. Welcome to Weho Taylor, watch out for shady bitches like us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

77 min listen

E27 Revealing Our Secrets with Ayydubs: Remember Ayydubs’ infamous Tinder series? Well it’s gone now. Deleted! Only to live on in your memory forever. Alyx exposes the real reason why she regrets creating the YouTube phenomenon “Filming With My Tinder Date”. We then reveal your craziest, most unhinged and bizarre secrets with ‘The Mogul of Confessions’ herself. Y’all mind if we judge you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

66 min listen

E45 The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For with Rose & Rosie: Where do we begin? At first glance, Rose and Rosie seem like a wholesome married couple living their cottagecore dreams in the English countryside. But, their history together tells a different story. From dating the same girl, to Rose stalking Rosie, their relationship has been filled with drama that we couldn’t even imagine. Yet somehow, The Roses have solidified themselves as the most stable couple in lesbian history. Sorry Ellen and Portia! https://www.gofundme.com/f/homeless-black-trans-women-fund See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

63 min listen

E39 Stuck in Canada with Elle Mills: Elle Mills is actively not dating. So obviously, she has decided that if she doesn’t find love by the old (???) age of 28, she will marry her BFF. Having already been married once before, this is a threat we don’t take lightly. Mills tells us the real reason why she is so closed off to dating and Amy feels seen. Jack then reads Elle to filth via tarot and the angels held nothing back. E to the L to the L to the E. What does that spell? Emotionally unavailable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

59 min listen

E29 Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned with Our Dads: Today we present to you our most vulnerable episode yet. The men who know us the most have come to spill the tea on their favorite children. Papa Ordman, why is Amy so emotionally unavailable? Dr. Dodge, why is Jack so needy? Every question you have about your damaged hosts will be answered in this tell-all extravaganza. The two kings share their versions of our coming stories despite the protests of Jack and Amy. The Dating Straight Exposé is finally here, and it’s everything you’ve been wishing for. To the men who literally gave us life, we didn’t ask for this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. by Dating Straight

61 min listen

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