Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!This week, it's an episode that's JUST RIGHT for American TV! Usagi and Naru have dreams of being idols in the Cinderella Caravan, but those dreams slowly turn, step-by-step into a Vaudevillian nightmare courtesy of the Dark Kingdom!In this episode, we talk about teen idols or idoru, Internet shopping, prime-time Japanese TV, the Kansai dialect, and traditional clothing! We also discuss SMAP and AKB48, singing your show's theme song, Usagi's "Peter Parker existence", the sound of 1 million gongs, stupid human tricks, syntax-based comedy, and Will Smith!NIAGRA FALLS!We're now on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailorhttp://www.justenoughtrope.comhttps://discord.gg/HkCxvAp