Stephanie and Anne compare First Holy Communion stories. Anne tattled on a CCD kid at First Communion rehearsal. Steph got into an argument about transubstantiation with her high school theology teacher. The hosts agree on the impossibility of consuming the Communion host without chewing.COLLECTION BASKET: This week we once again invite you to support women’s health and bodily autonomy with a donation to Planned Parenthood. Because it’s just that important.Share your stories, thoughts, and questions with us at lapsedpodcast@gmail.com or at www.lapsedpodcast.com Follow us on Twitter (@lapsedpodcast) Instagram (@lapsedpodcast) and Facebook.Subscribe. Rate. Review. Tell your friends!LINKS: Gossipy Sun Article About Britney Spears Announcing She's CatholicTrash NYT Piece About Why America Supposedly Needs CatholicismThe Pope Met Spidey The Time A Baby Was Dressed Up Like the Pope and Obama Lost ItAmerica Magazine Throws Shade on Fox and Friends Hosts' Outrage about Catholic Charities Helping ImmigrantsNYT Piece About CommunionIrritating Article About Teaching Kids About TransubstantiationCatholic-Dot-Com Polices CommunionNun and Priest Who Died in a Fire While Trying to Save Eucharist