BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen"

Gird Your Loins Trailer 1: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywood's Next Big Thing by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Wherein Carlötta Meets Her Idol Khloe Kardashian - Ep 108 SEASON FINALE: Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career.CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Bruno, Snobby Party-Goer, Matthew McConnaughyVictoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian, Server, Party-GoerJustin Mayer as YaYa, British NewscasterHeidi Strock as Giggle App VoiceWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Be by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho? -- Ep 101: Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star!Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer ias DaveDavid Allen as Carlötta's acting coach and Nathan FillionChris Cleveland as Carlötta's DadBrooklyn Jones as stage manager and casting director.Ann Sloan as Stana KaticRaechel Wong as Carlötta's mom and barista.The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson.Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comFollow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautoxFacebook: @CarlottaPodcastInstagram: @CarlottaPodcastSFX: Freesound.orgFor music and full sound effect credits visit our websiteWe have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcastTheme song composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanProud member of the Fable and Folly net by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Carlötta and Dave Go to Cannes -- Ep 102: When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong?Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer is DaveChris Cleveland is Dr. DirkThis episode also features Brooklyn Jones and Raechel Wong.Our theme song was composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyics by Ann SloanThe Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson.Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.comFollow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautoxFacebook: @CarlottaPodcastInstagram: @CarlottaPodcastSFX: Freesound.orgFor music and full sound effect credits visit our websiteWe have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcastProud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.comFind and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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The Schtick Hits the Fan -- Ep 106: Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista!CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Guy PenceVivia Armstrong as Agent LongherRyan Manuel as Agent HarterChelsea Kwoka as NewscasterWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (ht by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105 by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104: Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud?CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellenAleksandra Kaniak as WaxerChelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical VoiceWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Local Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/"Cinematic (Sting)" by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://w by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Fighting Irish -- Ep 103: Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea!CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish ParishonerDavid Allen as Irish Priest and Casting DirectorAleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’ShaughnessyChelsea Kwoka as TiffaniWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Fiddles McGinty" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanSFX: From FreeSound.orgFor full sound effects credits including transcripts visit our website -- CarlottaPo by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Adulting: The Hollywood Edition -- Ep 202: When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Carlötta Blowtox, Assistant #1Victoria Hansen as Assistant #2Justin Mayer as YaYaAnn Sloan as The CrabsWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (ht by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Fame is a No-Brainer -- Ep 201: Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!?CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Dame Pickles, Nigel Pillow, Dominick BaggadonitzVictoria Hansen as Willow Dinge.Tim Lanterman as Production Assistant, FanAnn Sloan as Great Grand Mimzie Pickles, TV Show DirectorWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanCo-produced and Edited by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.Lyrics by Ann Sloan"News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Scheming W by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Season Duh Trailer: Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer!Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan. CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as a whole bunch of charactersSeason Two theme song composed and sung by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan. by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Alpaca Sweater and a Bag of Donuts -- Ep 107: Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey?CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveDavid Allen as Dominick BaggadonitzKaren Law as Waze App Voice, HousekeeperHeidi Strock as Giggle App VoiceWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon ((https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin-off "The Hermit Crabs": Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel Pillow. "Pillow Talks" gets intimate with some of the more fascinating characters who move through Carlötta Beautox's world.CAST:David Allen as Nigel PillowAnn Sloan as The Hermit CrabsWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:News Sting by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Carlötta Goes to the Oscars -- Ep 203: Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveSarah Agor as Maria Mimosa David Allen as Reporter 1, Production Manager, Crash DashmanJustin Mayer as Faye DunawayRachel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Reporter 2 Ann Sloan as The Crabs, Betty White, Oscar AnnouncerWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Circus Waltz" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Cinematic (Sting)" byTwin Musicomis licensed under a Creative Commons Attributionlicense (https://creativecommons.org/license by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Burn, Baby, Burn -- Ep 207: Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Harvey Levin and Dominick Baggadonitz Victoria Hansen as Miss Rukland and Khloe Kardashian Justin Mayer as YaYa and Faye Dunaway Written/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Classic H by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Quaranteen'ed Episode 1: Newly canceled and kicked out of Hollywood, Carlötta returns to New Jersey to ride out Coronavirus stay-at-home orders with her parents. While there, she discovers her adolescent diaries. It's a peek inside the pre-teen mind of Kitty Kinnicki.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson."Tropes" by Peter McEvilley.For more information visit CarlottaPodcast.comThe Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Networkfableandfolly.comFind and support our sponsors @ fableandfolly.com/sponsors by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen": Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen.CAST:David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellenAnn Sloan as The Sound EngineerWritten, produced, directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake RecordingMusic from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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A Visit From Aunt Flo -- Ep 204: Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveAmy Lyndon as Aunt Flo Raechel Wong as Basic AmyWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"The Chamber" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attributi by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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The Musical Episode! -- Ep 205: Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan Original Music Produced by Peter McEvilley Engineered and mixed by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California ORIGINAL MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Tropes" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Bowler's Rap" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Social Media Blues" Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan “Carlotta's Jazzy Lament” by Music by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Tropes Reprise" by Music by Peter McEvilley. Lyrics by Ann Sloan LIBRARY MUSIC:"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)SFX: From F by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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No Dumpster Fire Like a High School Reunion -- Ep 206: Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Donna and Random Jersey Girl 1 David Allen as Tony No Big and Random Jersey Guy Vivia Armstrong as Stella Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo Raechel Wong as Basic Amy Hallie York as Angie Frangipani-Nobigliani and Random Jersey Girl 2Written/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creat by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Quaranteen'ed Episode 4: Carlötta's getting kicked out of her quarantine safe space and her Siri's nerves are shot!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanMUSIC:"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley."March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)For more information including transcripts visit CarlottaPodcast.comThe Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Networkfableandfolly.comFind and support our sponsors @ fableandfolly.com/sponsors by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Eat Sh*t or Die -- Ep 208: Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity?CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as Cougar and Reporter #1 David Allen as Gustav and Reporter #2 Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian and Reporter #3 Raechel Wong as Stage ManagerWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanCo-produced by Laura LipsonEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, CaliforniaMUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Music from https://filmmusic.io:"Myst on the Moor" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://inco by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Quaranteen'ed Episode 2: Carlötta ventures out to do an errand and runs into her arch-nemesis from high-school. And after being cooped up together for so long, Carlötta is getting on her Siri's last nerve.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiDavid Allen as Store ClerkHallie York as Angie FrangipaniWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanMUSIC:"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley."Carlötta Beautox Theme" by Jesse Billson"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/For more information visit CarlottaPodcast.comThe Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Networkfableandfolly.comFind and support our sponsors at fableandfolly.com/sponsors by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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BONUS: Pillow Talks -- An Interview with Carlötta Beautox: Once relevant man and current has-been Nigel Pillow is back with a scintillating interview with recently Canceled Person™ Carlötta Beautox. It's 2 minutes you'll never get back.CAST:David Allen as Nigel PillowSamantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxWritten, produced, and directed by Ann SloanEngineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake RecordingMusic from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Eat the Rich -- Ep303: Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret. CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Angry Patron 1Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The ManagerDavid S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2Sarah Golding as Training Tape VoiceChelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4Siri as HerselfWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)MUSIC:Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann SloanBushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?is by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Quaranteen'ed Episode 3: Safely hiding in her childhood bedroom, Carlötta discovers her 3rd-grade diary and wouldn't you know it? It's jam-packed with future-diva drama!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox/Kitty KinnickiChris Cleveland as Ricky KinnickiRaechel Wong as Dotty KinnickiWritten/Produced/Directed by Ann SloanMUSIC:"Tropes" by Peter McEvilley."March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/For more information including transcripts visit CarlottaPodcast.comThe Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Networkfableandfolly.comFind and support our sponsors @ fableandfolly.com/sponsors by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Vomit Draft -- Ep301: Vomit Draft -- Ep 301After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar Victoria Hansen as Khloe KardashianChelsea Kwoka as The Karen AppKiba Walker as ZenSiri as SiriWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)MUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Season Twah Trailer: Welcome to our 3rd season! Carlötta's life is in les toilettes and she must find a way to claw her way out by any memes necessary.Written, produced, directed, edited, sound designed by Ann Sloan.CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as DaveKiba Walker as Zen by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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Malibu Rehab -- Ep302: A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket!CAST:Samantha Gordon as Carlötta BeautoxTrevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Herb, Rehab Client 1, Mel Gibson, Lifetime Announcer Kristi Boulton as Lori Loughlin, Southern Woman 2.5David S. Dear as Consequences Man, Rehab Client 2Sarah Golding as RitaChelsea Kwoka as Repercussions Commercial AnnouncerSiri as HerselfWritten/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named)MUSIC:“Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)Licence: CC BY (http:/ by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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BONUS -- Spilling the Tea: A Conversation on Fiction Podcasting with Sean Howard: Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the ups, the downs, and the sideways. Sponsored by AWeber.Sean's shows include the award-winning Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown, Civilized, and more. Find him @ www.fableandfolly.com and on Twitter: @passitalong and @fableandfolly by The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles

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BONUS: Pillow Talks -- A Carlötta Beautox Spin Off --"Sir Ian McKellen"

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