We’re both hot, it is sweltering, San Francisco, Hawaii, Land of Houseplants, fichus, snake plants, mother-in-law’s tongue, misting, lemon tree, citrus fertilizer Meyer lemon, Ireland, no no no, I bought it in Ireland, The Gap of Dunloe, Connemara, moss rock walls, body positivity, wildflowers, calla lilies the size of my head, killer foxgloves, azaleas, you can grow moss yourself, creating my own Irish garden, if the ground hog doesn’t lick if off, tomatoes, mozzarella & basil, I don’t have my own cow yet, Celtic garden, willows bent into archways, movin’ on, that’s brutal, whoo hoo!, popsicle kiddie pool, let’s talk gardening, should you top your tomatoes?, determinate, indeterminate, sun gold, overwintering, season extenders, I started a mushroom pole, lion mane mushroom plugs, my niece the log waterer, you don’t look like a moron…, onions, Willamina the ground hog, turn your liabilities into an asset, reducing your carbon footprint, you’re a reductionist, I water my mushroom log on the daily, Japanese beetles, garden blender, strained & marinated, bug catcher net, frozen bugs for chickens, what do I replace my lettuce & kale with?, basil, zucchini, zinnias, cosmos, alyssum, bacopa, petunias, persicaria, radishes, pot lettuce seeds for the fall, peonies, portulaca, dahlias, new garden bed, lilies, wildflowers, gladiolus, citronella plant, this is why I come to you, carrots, flowers, collecting seeds, garlic, onions, big fence next year, gardeners need a next year, seed to dust, natives, wildflowers planted on highway, phlox, poppies, mulberry tree, throw away that lawn mower, oriental poppy, drought, ground hog is eating my basil, hot pepper remedy, pool, love.