Strap on your corset, Lia & Joli are back with another Newlyweds review! In November 2003, Jessica Simpson was extremely busy promoting her single, album, reality show, and book. Nick Lachey was standing in his living room with his brother staring at the stereo. Like any loving wife would, Jessica made time in her busy schedule to plan an elaborate birthday party for him at a burlesque club in Los Angeles, complete with popping out of a cake for a sexy performance of Happy Birthday... and let's not forget about flying his friends out to California, the monthly supply of beer, giant Miller Lite cake, and $55k diamond watch customized for Nick by the illustrious Jacob the Jeweler. In our longest episode yet, we dissect such topics as hard boogers, neon dresses, aging, Nick's ridiculously inept management team, whether or not we'd ever jump out of a cake or want someone to do so for us, and Jessica's devoted fans being chased by bees after dousing themselves in Dessert Beauty.

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 Current Ashlee & Jessica News
23:50 News of 2004: The Simple Life/Paris Hilton Discussion
43:05 "Nick's 30th Birthday" Episode Discussion
2:18:34 "Open Book" Segment
2:22:10 Fashion Segment
2:31:22 Rate The Episode

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