Fiddle dee dee, the time has come for us to absolutely shred this American classic to bits. We urge everyone join us in reexamining the cultural implications of this movie, and maybe consider that it is time we remove it from classic film status...if a four hour film about the Civil War is too much to take on alone, consider washing having some Ranch Water to keep you company like we did! Starring Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Hattie McDaniel, Olivia de Havilland, and Leslie Howard. Cheers!

Ranch Water: Topo Chico, juice of one lime, 1 oz (or 2 oz if you are like us) Gin. Pour gin, and lime juice in a tom collins glass with ice, top with Topo Chico. Enjoy responsibly!