? Jingle bells, plot bombshells,
Two friends do a con!
The creative process takes a hit
And maybe there’s a bond, 
Hey! ?
Transcript here and at vanishingpod.com, where you can also find bios, more info, and links to our social media.
CREDITS
Written and Directed by Ian Geers and Lauren Grace Thompson. Sound designed by Sarah Buchynski. Produced and edited by Lauren Grace Thompson. Original music by Baldemar. 
CAST
Augie Eckhart: Sarah Price
Lilith Von Hitzler: Tina Muñoz Pandya
Conrad Webley Griffstein: Daniel Millhouse
Rudyard T Codswallop: Sam Hubbard
Anton Hirschfelder: Laurence Stepney
General Schneeman: Rob Kauzlaric
General Otto Pffefferkuchen/Misha: Eric Eilersen
Schwanzkoph: Chris Vizurraga
The Herald: Daniel Etti-Williams
The Narrator: Lauren Grace Thompson

CONTENT NOTES
This episode contains adult language, sexual innuendo, and continued references to WWII, including the portrayal of Nazis. Please see our FAQ section on our website for a statement about the purpose of our use of this historical time and place. Characters are held at gunpoint. Mentions of loss, parental neglect (brief).
The promo featured at the end of this episode was for Gather the Suspects, a cosy murder mystery set in Wales during a very boring apocalypse. Follow them on Twitter @gtsus_pod.