HOW TO DO CRIMES

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HOW TO DO CRIMES

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May 19, 2022

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Drew accidentally goes live on YouTube where we devolve into a "how to" for crime. DJ, sensing crimes were being discussed, texts in the middle of the show and joins in unexpectedly and we have a rad time.

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May 19, 2022

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A Southern Gothic Creative Comedy Podcast. Join Drew Morgan and Doctor DJ DJ Lewis as they journey through the Void via creation. Jokes, Stories, Plays, Music, perhaps a Seance or two - this podcast covers it all.

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Christmas Sucks (No It Doesn't) Yes It Does: A very live and very late Q and A with DJ and Drew. Apologies on lateness (explanation on episode). This convo features Christmas traditions, poverty, butts and a recap of Drew's weekend in Nashville. Don't forget we got a livestream of Art Share... by Gravy Baby
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Buddha Biscuits: Culture, Story, Religion, and Eastern Traditions.: We are joined this week by the hosts of Bright on Buddhism Nick Bright and friend of the pod Proven Paradox to discuss storytelling in the Eastern tradition. Stories shape culture, and vice versa. There is no clearer indicator of this reality than the... by Gravy Baby
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Sod Punk Papawtism: We are joined today by Karly Unnasch: sculptor, artist, farm boy and resident IAB papaw. DJ DJ Lewis is currently immersed in the land of dairy and papaws, working with Karl, learning, and having a big time. Today we tell ya all about it while... by Gravy Baby
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DJ Moves to the Great White North: Living in the idyllic setting of a refurbished bus, waking daily to the rural fields of dairy land, becoming one with the frozen tundra - will DJ DJ Lewis adapt to his new climate and home, or will he go full Shining and chop a hole in a wall? Well,... by Gravy Baby
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Considering the Audience: We got a good un for ya today. We talk about Nessie of course, the homesteader life, and of course art. We are discussing "audience" and whether to consider them, how much, etc. - as artists, creators, and regular a** humans. by Gravy Baby
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Reincarnation: Never Choose Human: We talking about reincarnation, art, working long days, and goat rearing. DJ reflects on his self fulfilling prophecy and ending up in Minnesota. Also - what is happening in Texas? Who would wanna be a Texas Ranger? by Gravy Baby
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LIVE FROM (Russia) New York: Today we do a tour of the artists workshop where DJ has taken up residence along with our good buddy Karl! Discussions on art, craftsmanship, winter boots and Kid Rock - what's not to love? Follow us on Patreon for video! by Gravy Baby
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Goat Polio - SHOTS IN THE NIGHT: Poor Nessy has polio! But it's not what you think. So don't plan a funeral and don't put a downpayment on any robot legs. Not just yet! by Gravy Baby
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Family Stories: Do you have any family stories? Family secrets? Secret Family? Well what if we dive on into all that right out the gate here. Sarah Wafford is a poet, seamstress, and excellent story teller. You can follow her on Instagram @adventuresarah42... by Gravy Baby
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Into The Live Q & A!!!!: Drew Drew Dollar$ and DJ DJ Lewis are live and answering questions from the Youtube. We have decided to make this a semi regular segment on the pod so keep your eyes peeled for info on future Q and As. Thanks to everyone for participating and having... by Gravy Baby
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Adapt and Art: Today we are joined by writer, director, and reluctant actor Wyatt Scott. Wyatt speaks with us about their upcoming play "Machine Yourself." The play is based on a short story ("The Girl Who Was Plugged In" by James Tiptree Jr.) that moved Scott to... by Gravy Baby
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HOW TO DO CRIMES: Drew accidentally goes live on YouTube where we devolve into a "how to" for crime. DJ, sensing crimes were being discussed, texts in the middle of the show and joins in unexpectedly and we have a rad time. by Gravy Baby
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What's Gravy Baby?: We got some new segments, revelations from DJ's new farmer friends, and some thoughts on alternative birth control. Hit us up at if you have some relevant thoughts to share. And we explain mansplaining, which is when men explain stuff. by Gravy Baby
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On The Road Again, Again: From Chaucer and Swift, to Kerouac and Rebecca Solnit - traveling stories both true and made up have a solid place in Western Literature and culture. Today we are joined by longtime friend of the pod Jennifer Smith as she regals us with not one but... by Gravy Baby
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Gravy Baby 11: Skinny Calved B*tches: **Drew & Carmen are in San Diego this week (Mar 16-17)! DM for details and don't make any Carmen San Diego jokes unless they're good** Today we talk about what if Boobs were filled with tasty treats, pharmaceuticals and the streets, and why people are... by Gravy Baby
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Gravy Baby 24: let's talk about the 90s: Drew's wearing a bucket hat bc he just can't stand how his hair looks, so please bear with him. The boys wax nostalgic for a time when culture was more authentic - but did that time ever really exist? And who remembers Blockbuster? Did y'all watch... by Gravy Baby
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The Good Goodbye: Korean Farmin' and worthless chickens - what else is there to talk about? Perhaps, there is no more to say... by Gravy Baby
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Real People/Fake Stories: Today we are joined by author LA Fields to discuss how she puts real people from history into her fictionalized books. From Oscar Wilde to Abe Lincoln and many more in between, Fields is an expert at mining the historical record for real examples of... by Gravy Baby
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The Storyteller As An Artist: Today Drew is joined by singer songwriter, filmmaker, poet, actor, and storyteller Andi Morrow. We get into a deep discussion on inspiration, what it means to be an artist, and how different mediums can affect the story and the story teller. This is a... by Gravy Baby
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Gravy Baby 8: Milf Island & Santa Sucks: Drew makes a hard pitch for why a new reality show about MILFs is a great piece of art, DJ bahumbugs all over Holidays in general, and we play a new game. Be warned, Carmen breaks everyone's heart. We even get into Water Law. by Gravy Baby
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Gravy Baby 14: The Birds and the BeeDSM: The literal Birds and the Bees, the wild life of monarch butterflies, and douchebag cicadas - today we get deep into the insect side of the animal kingdom. You may think this episode isn't for you, you're wrong. We get lightly into gun culture and we... by Gravy Baby
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Gravy Baby 44: don't look at me Roscoe!: Today we recount Drew's wild weekend with the rock band Drive By Truckers, including perhaps a little TMI. We also discuss the low quality of rich people we have now. What is up with that? Also we got a really really cool story about one of the... by Gravy Baby
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