Hello there! Welcome to Professor Jacob’s ninth lesson on Pokémon biology. It's time for us to finally wrap up our lessons on the Kanto starters as we discuss Squirtle's final evolution: Blastoise! Due to its high-powered cannons capable of tearing off flesh, we advise Blastoise trainers not to spray their colleagues, friends, or family... unless they smell like Mr. Kurtis, then it's fine. Stay tuned for another pop quiz at the end of today's lesson, students!