Happy St. Totteringham's Day for the 20th year in a row! Ken, Sam and Simon discuss a lot before the alcohol takes over. Man City (better, but not brilliant), Sam deep dives his transfer window wish list, Texas and Pacific NW get tossed into the craft brew war (well hair pulling) between Colorado and San Diego's "Beer Wars" and yes, that is a big 12" black cock on Kens leg. Hotspur America is next!!