Matt Selman is an Emmy winning writer and executive producer of The Simpsons, but much more importantly, he's miserably living in the Palisades where restaurants simply aren't good enough for a man who loves food. Jordan and Matt discuss West LA lunch spots, restaurant etiquette, a love of Chinese food amidst the West LA New York-style Chinese food drought, and how Jordan and Homer have a little too much in common. Plus, Matt weighs in on the Can Shapiro Actually Cook episode and the future of Beefsteak.