It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregHannah Jones as: Captain MildreadfulPablo Escobosa as: Jack SbarroMark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the PirateMarcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast ApartheidDamon Howard as: Captain StroganoffKatie Bowman as: BlondebobKelsey Buckley as: ShipwreckeccaJack Hess as: Drent DickridgeMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist