In the Muppet justice system, the Muppets are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the podcasters who investigate the crimes, and the other podcasters who prosecute the Muppet offenders. These are their stories. FURTHER DORKSCUSSION:Before the court:Miss Finch: accused of criminal negligenceMiss Piggy: accused of domestic violenceGonzo: accused of bestialityAnimal: accused of property damage over $5000 and noise complaintsFozzie Bear: accused of public indecencyUncle Deadly: accused of being an evil, terrifying messDr. Bunsen Honeydew: accused of multiple Occupational Health and Safety violationsOscar the Grouch: accused of sheltering, public loitering, panhandling, public disorderBONUS CONTENT:Domestic Violence ResourcesCalgaryAlbertaCanadaUSAMental Health Emergency ResourcesCanadaUSAWith appreciation to Judge John Hodgman for inspiring our gavel sound.SOCIALS:Here's where you can find us!Lexi's website and twitter and instagramBen's website and instagram and where to buy his book: Amazon.ca / Comixology / Ind!go / Renegade ArtsDork Matter's website(WIP) and twitter and instagram and redditEnjoying dorking out with Dork Matters? Give us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your pods and help us spread the word.“Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.” ― Fyodor Dostoevsky